Boston Bruins 24-25 Roster/Cap thread VII

[The Andrew Peeke Fan]

These dudes suck.

 

[FRyan4426]

I get that Beecher still playing is likely coming from up top because he was a first round pick, but my god is he useless.

 

[Deal Law]

I get that Beecher still playing is likely coming from up top because he was a first round pick, but my god is he useless.

And so are Coyle and Frederic and Wotherspoon and Brown and Geekie and Brazeau and Zadorov and E. Lindholm and Carlo…

 

[Coach Parker]

I liked Playmaker's comments on how the winning teams were actually built via trade and this GM just can't pull that move off.

Love for his talent? Blind goggles on?

Either way, this isn't a good team to watch or expect to win.

Swayman looks like Manny Fernandez out there.

 

[Oates2Neely]

 

[NDiesel]

Carlo and Coyle have been terrible. Both are paid highly and we are now awful on the PK they've regressed so badly. Way too comfortable and simply need to be on a new team.

If you want to defend them for their careers fine but their play this year is below AHL level they've sucked that much.

Carlo makes 4 mil, that's not paid highly at all

 

[BigGoalBrad]

Carlo makes 4 mil, that's not paid highly at all

For zero offense it is.

 

[The Hockey Tonk Man]

For zero offense it is.

no.
Any team would be very happy with Carlo @ 4.

But, will agree, he's been not very good this year

 

[Blowfish]

Enough already. Call up the smaller players who haven’t been given a f g real chance. Lysell Merk Kuntar.

I think it’s safe to say Frederick stinks! Always has stunk! Good luck finding anything of value. Probably would clear waivers.

 

[DKH]

How did Sweeney miss on Adam Gaudette & Ryan Donato ?

I can’t be the only one who 6 weeks ago thought these two would be on 40 goal paces

Enough already. Call up the smaller players who haven’t been given a f g real chance. Lysell Merk Kuntar.

I think it’s safe to say Frederick stinks! Always has stunk! Good luck finding anything of value. Probably would clear waivers.

I can’t take you seriously

Write Trent Frederic name 1000 times

 

[Blowfish]

How did Sweeney miss on Adam Gaudette & Ryan Donato ?

I can’t be the only one who 6 weeks ago thought these two would be on 40 goal paces


I can’t take you seriously

Write Trent Frederic name 1000 times

Haha I will stick with Fred.

 

[Fenian24]

Enough already. Call up the smaller players who haven’t been given a f g real chance. Lysell Merk Kuntar.

I think it’s safe to say Frederick stinks! Always has stunk! Good luck finding anything of value. Probably would clear waivers.

Well things are desperate but not that desperate. Bringing up heartless, talentless smurfs like Lysell and Markulov isn't going to happen. Kuntar has 3 assists and you would hate him after watching him. He's more than a little dirty and takes a lot of penalties, I would be fine with him getting a look.

Coyle, Carlo, Zacha. The players who are suppose to produce but aren't, that are soft and the head of the country club act need to go.

Very few guys have done much this year, including the players I like, I was expecting a ton more from Frederic, Swayman has been mediocre, McAvoy average. They need to make changes. That should start with Montgomery and one of the core players. Whatever trade they make should be for a Chara level leader, not another wimp.

 

[goldenblack]

God please don't buy

 

[MarchysNoseKnows]

Bringing up heartless, talentless smurfs like Lysell and Markulov

This is getting really old.

 

[Blowfish]

This is getting really old.

But the bruins are one of the youngest teams.

 

[BradMarchandismydad]

This is getting really old.

I don’t know how you could watch Lysell and say he doesn’t have talent.

He also just straight up hasn’t gotten a chance with the Bruins…like what’s the harm in letting him get some games up top? The offense is pitiful right now and needs skilled forwards.

 

[Dizzay]

I can't believe how poorly this team has been constructed, from the beginning of the offseason until now.

1. We trade Ullmark- without Swayman signed and then get bent over the table in negotiations, he misses camp, and looks like the second coming of "The Hamburgler" right now. Oh yeah.....and we took on the soul of Korp for three more seasons as well.

2. We have three top 6 players- Pasta being the no doubt top 6. Marchy is aging and coming off three off-season surgeries and Lindholm has been regressing for years. I'm assuming they look at Zacha-Coyle and Poitras as top 6 players as well but they are far f***ing from it. Zacha I can make a case for, the other two, not even close.

3. Charlie McAvoy- the next coming of Ray Bourque......yeah no!!!!!! Overpaid, he's a very good #2 dman on most teams, don't give a f*** what anyone on this board says, he's not a true #1. He's got more holes in his game than swiss cheese.

4. The fact we can't score and have yet to give guys like Lysell and Merkulov a shot with the big club is a joke. I understand they're not exactly lighting it up in the AHL, but Lysell is our top prospect and has he even played an NHL regular season game? Jesus, give the guy a game or two, he can't be worse than Morgan f***in Geekie or Justin Brazeau.

5. Last but not least.......get that bald f*** from behind the bench outta Boston. I hate him as much as I hated Dave Lewis.......aka Hitler lookalike.

 

[Patdud]

We have entered the dark ages, as was foretold.

 

[jgatie]

We have entered the dark ages, as was foretold.

Yeah. And the worst thing is, every Leafs/Habs/Canucks fan Nostradumbass is going to be taking a dunk on the Bruins claiming they predicted this was going to happen, without revealing that they've predicted this was going to happen every season for the last 10 years.

 

[Hookslide]

I liked Playmaker's comments on how the winning teams were actually built via trade and this GM just can't pull that move off.

Love for his talent? Blind goggles on?

Either way, this isn't a good team to watch or expect to win.

Swayman looks like Manny Fernandez out there.

You are asking too much of Sway, cannot play goal for the Boston Bruins, and "set the market for goaltenders" that is a heavy lift you are asking for.

 

[Hookslide]

For zero offense it is.

They are not all put out there for offense, but you style of play calls for it I, guess, especially when it gives a chance to take a shot at a player that you hate.

 

[Hookslide]

I can't believe how poorly this team has been constructed, from the beginning of the offseason until now.

1. We trade Ullmark- without Swayman signed and then get bent over the table in negotiations, he misses camp, and looks like the second coming of "The Hamburgler" right now. Oh yeah.....and we took on the soul of Korp for three more seasons as well.

2. We have three top 6 players- Pasta being the no doubt top 6. Marchy is aging and coming off three off-season surgeries and Lindholm has been regressing for years. I'm assuming they look at Zacha-Coyle and Poitras as top 6 players as well but they are far f***ing from it. Zacha I can make a case for, the other two, not even close.

3. Charlie McAvoy- the next coming of Ray Bourque......yeah no!!!!!! Overpaid, he's a very good #2 dman on most teams, don't give a f*** what anyone on this board says, he's not a true #1. He's got more holes in his game than swiss cheese.

4. The fact we can't score and have yet to give guys like Lysell and Merkulov a shot with the big club is a joke. I understand they're not exactly lighting it up in the AHL, but Lysell is our top prospect and has he even played an NHL regular season game? Jesus, give the guy a game or two, he can't be worse than Morgan f***in Geekie or Justin Brazeau.

5. Last but not least.......get that bald f*** from behind the bench outta Boston. I hate him as much as I hated Dave Lewis.......aka Hitler lookalike.

Let me add #6 before you implement any of the first 4. Tweak #5 by adding Sweeney to that list, and #6 should be put in motion first.

I don’t know how you could watch Lysell and say he doesn’t have talent.

He also just straight up hasn’t gotten a chance with the Bruins…like what’s the harm in letting him get some games up top? The offense is pitiful right now and needs skilled forwards.

I haven't gotten my chance yet either, could it be it is because I suck.

 

[ae530]

And #7 add Neely to that list also