We could move them pretty much anywhere in the Carolinas, keep the name, change the logo to reflect the NASCAR and moonshine running roots of the region...and slowly watch hockey people lose their shit. Again.
We have a jerk reputation to live up to.
Ooooo! And with the Nascar theme, we could put adds on the jerseys as part of the theme from the start. It wouldn't be caving to the bean counters, it would be a built in feature.
Get Dundon this idea now!!