CAROLINA
Carolina just had a four regulation loss streak, which is something they haven’t had since 2019-20, so we actually got a very helpful gift from the hockey gods there.
They weren’t going to lose every game and they did have the decency to beat the Wings in regulation.
WASHINGTON
They had a ridiculous start (lol that goal differential), which includes our pathetic home losses to these douche canoes:
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But since then the Caps have done worse.
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The only really frustrating win is vs the Kings, who are completely useless and can f*** right off obviously.
Philly
The Flyers on the other hand had a more underwhelming start:
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and have gotten more annoying as the season has worn on.
Look at some of this bullshit:
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I blame tonight’s 3 point game on them because they can’t stop having them against Metro teams.
It must be nice to have beaten the Blue Jackets at home and the Avs in Colorado. Also, again f*** LA.
NY Islanders
These MFers looked awful at the start of the season:
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Then it’s a mixture of easier wins (again, must be nice to win @ home vs Columbus) and dumb luck.
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Florida and Toronto, useless garbage.
And, again, I cannot stress enough how the Los Angeles Kings need to go f*** themselves. Frauds.
Pittsburgh
The Pens, as always, are weird. Some strong underlying numbers and solid goaltending. The unluckiest PP of all time and a general inability to win games.
Their start:
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The soft as butter section of their schedule where they actually managed to pick up points:
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(I once more beseech the Kings to, at their earliest convenience, to go f*** themselves.)
After that it was mostly back to Loserville for the Pens:
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It would have been nice if they lost yesterday but they did need a 27 round shoot out to beat the Habs.
NY Rags
They’ve been on a massive tear for most of the season, they didn’t have two losses in a row before December started.
Before any losing streak:
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After they discovered adversity a week ago:
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I might not have mentioned this before but the Los Angeles Kings really need to go f*** themselves.