Injury Report: 2023/2024 Injury Updates

[dackelljuneaubulis02]

How is this not a sticky thread

 

[Gaylord Q Tinkledink]

How is this not a sticky thread

The injuries will happen often enough that it will never drop off the first page.

 

[Andrei79]

There are tests that determine bone fracture risks over the next 10 years. I don't know of tests that evaluate future injury risks to ligaments and tendons.

Were there any medical red flags with Dach? Did Chicago's staff secretly know something we didn't? I doubt it. At the time of the trade, we got a 100% healthy player who, unfortunately, has now been hurt twice. Different injuries, different causes, and – most frustrating – unpredictable.

It absolutely sucks, but there's a good chance Dach can recover 100%, as other players have. Right now that's all we have.

The two injuries were completely unrelated. What are the chances a player hits the net at full speed with his wrist ? Or that he gets awkwardly hit by a 6'7" idiot on the bench ? Some players are just unlucky.

 

[Gaylord Q Tinkledink]

Graham Rynbend after players are still getting badly hurt even though he got fired.

 

[HuGort]

If the report is accurate that he has torn mcl & acl then he is done for the year. As an torn acl is usually 6-9 months depending on the severity.

At 6 months he could be back for playoffs

 

[ZUKI]

With the timing of his injury, he should be cleared to train at 100% next off-season.

Him and Price are going to be healthy just for the playoffs and put a Tampa special. Cup is our guys !

 

[Lshap]

The two injuries were completely unrelated. What are the chances a player hits the net at full speed with his wrist ? Or that he gets awkwardly hit by a 6'7" idiot on the bench ? Some players are just unlucky.

Agreed. But humans are notoriously bad at digesting random events. We overlay patterns where there are none to create the illusion of control over an uncaring universe.

Kirby Dach hasn't only developed into a top-six C, he's also become an existential crisis.

 

[MilesNewton]

Do you know about torn ACL's?
It takes around 6 months minimum for the new tendon to organically graft itself to bone..

what about the MCL?

 

[Habsfan18]

Dach and now Guhle. I may be heading for complete disinterest in record time this year.

 

[Jee]

New medical staff, same caca

 

[JeffreyLFC]

Dach and now Guhle. I may be heading for complete disinterest in record time this year.

Next Slaf and Caufield and it's a repeat of last season.

 

[BenchBrawl]

This whole year is gonna suck balls

 

[MarkJ]

what other prospects we have that are made of glass?

 

[sansabri]

this f***ing sucks

 

[Nicko999]

Same people injured over and over again.

I was holding off to see how this season played out but safe to say Guhle is injury prone.

 

[Paddy17]

Next Slaf and Caufield and it's a repeat of last season.

Monahan will be next.
Then Matheson.
Then Anderson.

 

[Wats]

what other prospects we have that are made of glass?

We all know Slafkovsky is next.

 

[Habbietat]

pretty sad when we're taking numbers on whos gonna get injured next, shame on all of you.....................................................................i got 22

 

[Sagikev]

Esti d'calisse de criss de tabarnak de saint-ciboire d'osti de jeu de marde

 

[Gustave]

Shambles. Complete shambles on the injury front… THREE GAMES IN.

 

[NeptunesTrident]

What happened to Guhle? Didn’t see the game

 

[Tyson]

Maybe it wasn't the training staff huh?

 

[Adam Michaels]

 

[Hullois]

Holy f***ing shit man how much f***ing bad luck can one team go through over years.

What the actual f***

 

[Habssince89]

His comeback tour is going to be incredible. You got this Kirby