2022/23 Roster Thread XX: Heading into the Homestretch

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

#19 -- 2022/23 Roster Thread XIX: 19th Nervous Breakdown

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[Beef Invictus]

As a history enthusiast, the Flyers ability to make me hate history is really really something else.

 

[Flyerfan4life]

As a history enthusiast, the Flyers ability to make me hate history is really really something else.

the Flyers are like that mosquito trapped in amber..

forever stuck in the dinosaur era

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Remember that time the coach decided he didn’t want to coach and would sit in the press box instead?

That was a good one.

 

[Flyerfan4life]

Remember that time the coach decided he didn’t want to coach and would sit in the press box instead?

That was a good one.

memer that time he just skipped out on his presser duties cuz he was "teh maD."

hahaaa

 

[Curufinwe]

Nic D got an 4 year contract allegedly to protect the kids.

York gets blasted into the boards.

Farabee and his artificial disc get clobbered in a fight.

Then the dope gets kicked out of the game. Nothing was protected except his ego.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Nic D got an 4 year contract allegedly to protect the kids.

York gets blasted into the boards.

Farabee and his artificial disc get clobbered in a fight.

Then the dope gets kicked out of the game. Nothing was protected except his ego.

Don’t forget Konecny got hurt on something that Deslauriers was supposed to prevent.

 

[Striiker]

The whole “dressing a goon prevents injuries” narrative is one of the more confusing fictions in the world of hockey.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The whole “dressing a goon prevents injuries” narrative is one of the more confusing fictions in the world of hockey.

Just him existing scares the other team to not even attempt anything that would injure a Flyer.

Oops.

 

[Striiker]

Just him existing scares the other team to not even attempt anything that would injure a Flyer.

Oops.

Kinda like how no Flyer ever got hurt when Simmonds was here, who was a much better fighter than Deslauriers.

On a completely unrelated note, does anyone remember how many times Schenn got boarded in his time here? 300 times? More?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Kinda like how no Flyer ever got hurt when Simmonds was here, who was a much better fighter than Deslauriers.

On a completely unrelated note, does anyone remember how many times Schenn got boarded in his time here? 300 times? More?

Did he get hurt though?

 

[Striiker]

Did he get hurt though?

The Schenns are indestructible.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Nic D got an 4 year contract allegedly to protect the kids.

York gets blasted into the boards.

Farabee and his artificial disc get clobbered in a fight.

Then the dope gets kicked out of the game. Nothing was protected except his ego.

Got kicked out because the Sens were chomping at the bit to get to him. No fear.

 

[DancingPanther]

The whole “dressing a goon prevents injuries” narrative is one of the more confusing fictions in the world of hockey.

Another 70s trope

 

[Nizzle]

Kimmo commented the dinner photo which was tweeted a while back: someone might be interested to buy the Flyers.

Also told it was the first time he had a dinner with a billionnaire and there’s a huge difference between millionnaires and billionnaires when it comes to money.

 

[Striiker]

Another 70s trope

mfs in the 70s still thought birds were real too

worst decade in history

 

[Nizzle]

Kimmo commented the dinner photo which was tweeted a while back: someone might be interested to buy the Flyers.

Also told it was the first time he had a dinner with a billionnaire and there’s a huge difference between millionnaires and billionnaires when it comes to money.

Now he called Giroux a great leader

 

[deadhead]

Comcast isn't selling, why would they?

 

[Flyer lurker]

I just wanted to say
Chuck was great
44 contract was brilliant
Seeler is pure glue
we need to trade our 2 3's and a future 2 for a rental rhd
@Striiker and fans reaction towards Torts is unwarranted
@Captain Dave Poulin needs to appreciate Mutley more
#checkthecalendar

 

[Kelmitchell2]

Apparently alot of people think Torts is moving into a management role, and that shaw will be the head coach.......wtf is going on

 

[FlyerNutter]

Apparently alot of people think Torts is moving into a management role, and that shaw will be the head coach.......wtf is going on

who is saying this

 

[BiggE]

Apparently alot of people think Torts is moving into a management role, and that shaw will be the head coach.......wtf is going on

This would be incredibly stupid, so I’m fully expecting it to happen.

#darkesttimeline

 

[Kelmitchell2]

who is saying this

Twitter I don't recognize any of them but I assume it's because torts is watching from the suites again

 

[kudymen]

I love the idea that John Tortorella is told “we want you in a management position, that means you have to look at the bigger picture, got it?” - and Tortorella just decides “I guess that means I have to sit even further from the rink to see even more of the ice, that’s the biggest picture I can think of”

 

[Flyer lurker]

Apparently alot of people think Torts is moving into a management role, and that shaw will be the head coach.......wtf is going on

Clearly the flyers need an old crusty the clown in the front office whose prime was 20 years ago because homer, clarke, barber is just not enough

$charliebrownmissedthefootballagain