2022/23 Roster Thread XVI: Suite 16, Room for Improvement

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

Thread 15 -- 2022/23 Roster Thread XV: Where Optional Skates are Mandatory

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[Chicken N Raffls]

Our roster sucks. So yea, that's my comment.

 

[Kelmitchell2]

Boohoo, fire the entire management, top to bottom

 

[blackjackmulligan]

Any opinion if the Flyers made a trade for Stolarz?

 

[Juicy Pop]

Flyers medical staff, probably...

 

[Bruckuss]

Teams soft as 12 ply, chuck should get us more big tough guys like risto who make the pain.

What a gong show

 

[Magua]

He looks like he's morphing into Clarke.

 

[Bryanbryoil]

How has Deslauriers been for you guys? The Oilers could use someone with his skillset but he's a little pricey for his role.

 

[Curufinwe]

Terrible, but he has an NTC for two years

 

[Beef Invictus]

How has Deslauriers been for you guys? The Oilers could use someone with his skillset but he's a little pricey for his role.

We are still trying to figure out if he even has a skillset

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

We are still trying to figure out if he even has a skillset

Not hard to play against, but certainly hard to find, amirite!

 

[Bryanbryoil]

We are still trying to figure out if he even has a skillset

So basically a complete plug until the gloves come off?

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

So basically a complete plug until the gloves come off?

He sucks with the gloves off too.

 

[Beef Invictus]

So basically a complete plug until the gloves come off?

What @Chicken N Raffls said.

 

[Striiker]

The Oilers need someone who’s bad at literally everything?

 

[Magua]

How has Deslauriers been for you guys? The Oilers could use someone with his skillset but he's a little pricey for his role.

Ken?!

 

[DancingPanther]

It just amazes me in the year 2022 some people still actually think being tough is a skill. Whatever being tough means

 

[Bryanbryoil]

He sucks with the gloves off too.

Damn, walks away thankful that we didn't sign him after all...

 

[deadhead]

Meh, people here exaggerate. He's your basic 4th line forechecker, not much in the way of offensive skill, but physical on the forecheck and hasn't been a black hole defensively.

Overpriced, if he was on a 1 or 2yr/$1M deal no one would be complaining

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Meh, people here exaggerate. He's your basic 4th line forechecker, not much in the way of offensive skill, but physical on the forecheck and hasn't been a black hole defensively.

Overpriced, if he was on a 1 or 2yr/$1M deal no one would be complaining

Yeah, but he’s not.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Damn, walks away thankful that we didn't sign him after all...

Be thankful. The funniest part isn't even you saying he seems pricey. He certainly is. The best part is what @Curufinwe mentioned. This dude actually has a NTC

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

“Respectable.”

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Not a single person in the front office has been held accountable for it yet either.

 

[VladDrag]

How has Deslauriers been for you guys? The Oilers could use someone with his skillset but he's a little pricey for his role.

He quite literally has the worst set of ‘skills’ in a player I have ever seen. He is objectively terrible.

Meh, people here exaggerate. He's your basic 4th line forechecker, not much in the way of offensive skill, but physical on the forecheck and hasn't been a black hole defensively.

Overpriced, if he was on a 1 or 2yr/$1M deal no one would be complaining

I would be complaining. He’s terrible. He’s bad defensively and flat out terrible offensively. He doesn’t help the team win in any way. He’s terrible.

 

[Magua]

Yeah, uh, question. Can he un-find this home? Worst PP in xGF/60; 2nd worst in GF/60. Weird personnel, no discernible scheme. I'll pass on this dude as our offensive guru for a coach who doesn't do anything offensively.