Anyway, to fulfill the necessities of this topic (other than subtly irritating P9) I am an extremely "new fan", who has only just figured out there is indeed a sport which is almost as great as baseba...
Sorry, found myself completely unable to finish that. It is evidently much more difficult than I initially thought to attempt jocularity on years of being a Blues fan.
Was once from St. Louis area, traveled the world several times over due to an inclination to troubleshoot computers and the like for several years. Body decided, after going from places where the daily temperature was below freezing to the Middle East where it was decidedly the opposite, to ensure that never happened again.
So, after a few years of recovery, I am now responding to everyone from my house south of Jupiter, north of Miami. And, because I am an idiot, the wife (I'll make this easy, the one who believes she owns the Beach jersey) convinced me to build the house as a...sigh...beach house.
So, between myself and...Majority (I think) we can expand the coverage to Florida in the OP Easton.