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Listen this new pope went to nova. Bro probably likes Wawa. This is a once in a millennium marketing opportunity here.

Wawa could do free shortis on Sundays and the Vatican could do Catholicfest for the month of June where tithes and offerings are 50% off

Are we going to refer to him as Pope Jawn I?
 
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Man, Sabu passed away. I haven't watched wrestling in like 20 years, since I was a teenager...probably when ECW finally went out of business. Being from the Philly area it was on local access tv at the time and from the moment I watched a Sabu/RVD tag team match I became obsessed with ECW. His barbed wire match with Terry Funk was a core memory from the moment I saw it. When he taped up his torn open bicep :x

Then I watched his Deathmatches with FMW in Japan and it blew my mind how much pain/injury this guy must be in and continued to go through...his body was literally covered in scars from all the Knife/Glass/Barbed Wire stuff that he did.



This was last month at his last match apparently...

 
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Man, Sabu passed away. I haven't watched wrestling in like 20 years, since I was a teenager...probably when ECW finally went out of business. Being from the Philly area it was on local access tv at the time and from the moment I watched a Sabu/RVD tag team match I became obsessed with ECW. His barbed wire match with Terry Funk was a core memory from the moment I saw it. When he taped up his torn open bicep :x

Then I watched his Deathmatches with FMW in Japan and it blew my mind how much pain/injury this guy must be in and continued to go through...his body was literally covered in scars from all the Knife/Glass/Barbed Wire stuff that he did.



This was last month at his last match apparently...


i just read about him doing a match like 2..3 weeks or so ago...

kinda surprised ESPN recognized it...i mean Sabu wasn't what you call one of the big name main stream guys
 
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Electric is foreign magic without any hard rules.

An electrical wizard can mess with this. I'm tapped out.
We generate electricity by spinning a spool of wire really fast between some magnets. It's 2025, and all the amazing technology we have is powered by a process akin to rubbing two sticks together to make fire. Electricity is ancient magic that we still don't fully understand.

And yes @Yukon Cornelius backstabbing is so lazy and unsafe, as seen in Beef's case. I once got a nice shock removing a switch where the hot wire popped out just from me pulling the switch away from the box. Nice to know my life could.have been over because the guy before me wanted to save 30 seconds!
 
We generate electricity by spinning a spool of wire really fast between some magnets. It's 2025, and all the amazing technology we have is powered by a process akin to rubbing two sticks together to make fire. Electricity is ancient magic that we still don't fully understand.

And yes @Yukon Cornelius backstabbing is so lazy and unsafe, as seen in Beef's case. I once got a nice shock removing a switch where the hot wire popped out just from me pulling the switch away from the box. Nice to know my life could.have been over because the guy before me wanted to save 30 seconds!

We spin metal around a rock. This creates a energy field by harnessing a fundamental component of the universe. We can use this to power a series of rocks, or sand really. We taught the rocks how to do math.
 
I am a person who hangs onto electronics a little too much. Since 2000 I have had about 4 cell phones. All of them Nokia, even the last one (Nokia 8) I had since 2018. I can already feel it needs be replaced soon, but I just cant get myself to do it.

Well. Why do I write about that. Earlier today I have learnt my trusty Microsoft Surface gave up - its motherboard is gone. More electronics shopping for me again, uhhh
 
Man, Sabu passed away. I haven't watched wrestling in like 20 years, since I was a teenager...probably when ECW finally went out of business. Being from the Philly area it was on local access tv at the time and from the moment I watched a Sabu/RVD tag team match I became obsessed with ECW. His barbed wire match with Terry Funk was a core memory from the moment I saw it. When he taped up his torn open bicep :x

Then I watched his Deathmatches with FMW in Japan and it blew my mind how much pain/injury this guy must be in and continued to go through...his body was literally covered in scars from all the Knife/Glass/Barbed Wire stuff that he did.



This was last month at his last match apparently...


Wow. Just yesterday I was talking to my brother about Sabu and said I saw a clip where he came out at like an AEW event a few weeks ago and he looked pretty rough... but his body was pretty abused when he wrestled.
 
We generate electricity by spinning a spool of wire really fast between some magnets. It's 2025, and all the amazing technology we have is powered by a process akin to rubbing two sticks together to make fire. Electricity is ancient magic that we still don't fully understand.

And yes @Yukon Cornelius backstabbing is so lazy and unsafe, as seen in Beef's case. I once got a nice shock removing a switch where the hot wire popped out just from me pulling the switch away from the box. Nice to know my life could.have been over because the guy before me wanted to save 30 seconds!
I was badly zapped when I was a kid. I found an old electric razor, I guess my Dad's, in the attic (some of my family has lived in the same house for over 100 years). I plugged it into an extension cord and turned it on. I'm guessing it was shorted to the metal case because my hand and forearm immediately contracted around that frigging razor. I couldn't let go or turn it off. As I was getting zapped I managed to step on the end of the extension cord and unplug the thing. I immediately threw it in the garbage and didn't tell anyone about it for probably 10 years. I was only 8 or 9 when that happened. It was probably only 10 seconds, but it felt like an eternity. Since then, I've highly respected electricity. Good rule of thumb when working inside a panel is to keep a hand in a pocket....assuming you aren't standing barefoot in a pool of water. It's the current across the heart that will kill you, and it doesn't take much.

Not long after I got my house I had to get the power company out because the main service to my house still had temporary screw bugs covered with electrical tape. It was like that for 50 years. When it was windy I'd get blips in power. The lineman crimped permanent connectors on. He did it all while the wires were hot.
 
I was badly zapped when I was a kid. I found an old electric razor, I guess my Dad's, in the attic (some of my family has lived in the same house for over 100 years). I plugged it into an extension cord and turned it on. I'm guessing it was shorted to the metal case because my hand and forearm immediately contracted around that frigging razor. I couldn't let go or turn it off. As I was getting zapped I managed to step on the end of the extension cord and unplug the thing. I immediately threw it in the garbage and didn't tell anyone about it for probably 10 years. I was only 8 or 9 when that happened. It was probably only 10 seconds, but it felt like an eternity. Since then, I've highly respected electricity. Good rule of thumb when working inside a panel is to keep a hand in a pocket....assuming you aren't standing barefoot in a pool of water. It's the current across the heart that will kill you, and it doesn't take much.

Not long after I got my house I had to get the power company out because the main service to my house still had temporary screw bugs covered with electrical tape. It was like that for 50 years. When it was windy I'd get blips in power. The lineman crimped permanent connectors on. He did it all while the wires were hot.

There are conditions where you are undesirable to the fundamental vibrations of the universe, and thus safe.
 
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There are conditions where you are undesirable to the fundamental vibrations of the universe, and thus safe.
I guess so, lol! After my Dad passed I was thinking back on a lot of things and I realized I've legitimately used up at least 6 or 7 of my nine lives through close calls and near misses. Probably fitting, because I'm pretty unlucky in the traditional sense.
 
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Not sure what the hell's going around, but whatever I picked up that started with a sore throat has completely knocked me on my ass way more than the average cold. Still totally congested, sore all over, and wiped out almost five days later. First time in a long time I've had to take two straight days off work for a catchable illness.
 
Not sure what the hell's going around, but whatever I picked up that started with a sore throat has completely knocked me on my ass way more than the average cold. Still totally congested, sore all over, and wiped out almost five days later. First time in a long time I've had to take two straight days off work for a catchable illness.

Get better soon, amigo.

In the meantime, you can fill your sick time with YouTube videos of UEBS 2 battles, Jelle's Marble Races, BeardMeatsFood, Nerdforge, and movie reaction videos by Natascha Summers and The Coby Show.
 
Not sure what the hell's going around, but whatever I picked up that started with a sore throat has completely knocked me on my ass way more than the average cold. Still totally congested, sore all over, and wiped out almost five days later. First time in a long time I've had to take two straight days off work for a catchable illness.

My teenage sons are getting over something with similar symptoms. We did swabs and it turned out to be covid.
Again.
 

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