OT: 120th Obsequious Banter Thread: The Fallowing of the Bone Tree

[Kermit the Prog]

Listen this new pope went to nova. Bro probably likes Wawa. This is a once in a millennium marketing opportunity here.

Wawa could do free shortis on Sundays and the Vatican could do Catholicfest for the month of June where tithes and offerings are 50% off

Are we going to refer to him as Pope Jawn I?

 

[DancingPanther]

Are we going to refer to him as Pope Jawn I?

Let's be clear. Villanova is not Philly

 

[swami24]

whomever decided to do nurses week, teachers appreciation week and mothers day all in the same week - you are evil.

My 35th wedding anniversary is Mon. Always falls near mother's day. The Mrs' birthday is 12/24, so all my purchase holidays are together.

 

[ajgoal]

Are we going to refer to him as Pope Jawn I?

The only person I want to hear referred to by that ridiculous word is that lawyer from Florida.

 

[DeKos]

Listen this new pope went to nova. Bro probably likes Wawa. This is a once in a millennium marketing opportunity here.

Wawa could do free shortis on Sundays and the Vatican could do Catholicfest for the month of June where tithes and offerings are 50% off

Only tuna hoagies on Fridays?

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

My 35th wedding anniversary is Mon. Always falls near mother's day. The Mrs' birthday is 12/24, so all my purchase holidays are together.

My sister was born on Christmas Eve as well

 

[DancingPanther]

*Lifts sizzli over head*

Take, eat. Do this in remembrance of me

 

[Jack Straw]

Only tuna hoagies on Fridays?

Obviously takes provolone on his cheesesteaks. Cheese Whiz is a sin.

 

[trostol]

 

[Danko]

Man, Sabu passed away. I haven't watched wrestling in like 20 years, since I was a teenager...probably when ECW finally went out of business. Being from the Philly area it was on local access tv at the time and from the moment I watched a Sabu/RVD tag team match I became obsessed with ECW. His barbed wire match with Terry Funk was a core memory from the moment I saw it. When he taped up his torn open bicep :x

Then I watched his Deathmatches with FMW in Japan and it blew my mind how much pain/injury this guy must be in and continued to go through...his body was literally covered in scars from all the Knife/Glass/Barbed Wire stuff that he did.



This was last month at his last match apparently...

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Seattle

 

[trostol]

Man, Sabu passed away. I haven't watched wrestling in like 20 years, since I was a teenager...probably when ECW finally went out of business. Being from the Philly area it was on local access tv at the time and from the moment I watched a Sabu/RVD tag team match I became obsessed with ECW. His barbed wire match with Terry Funk was a core memory from the moment I saw it. When he taped up his torn open bicep :x

Then I watched his Deathmatches with FMW in Japan and it blew my mind how much pain/injury this guy must be in and continued to go through...his body was literally covered in scars from all the Knife/Glass/Barbed Wire stuff that he did.



This was last month at his last match apparently...

i just read about him doing a match like 2..3 weeks or so ago...

kinda surprised ESPN recognized it...i mean Sabu wasn't what you call one of the big name main stream guys

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Electric is foreign magic without any hard rules.

An electrical wizard can mess with this. I'm tapped out.

We generate electricity by spinning a spool of wire really fast between some magnets. It's 2025, and all the amazing technology we have is powered by a process akin to rubbing two sticks together to make fire. Electricity is ancient magic that we still don't fully understand.

And yes @Yukon Cornelius backstabbing is so lazy and unsafe, as seen in Beef's case. I once got a nice shock removing a switch where the hot wire popped out just from me pulling the switch away from the box. Nice to know my life could.have been over because the guy before me wanted to save 30 seconds!

 

[Beef Invictus]

We generate electricity by spinning a spool of wire really fast between some magnets. It's 2025, and all the amazing technology we have is powered by a process akin to rubbing two sticks together to make fire. Electricity is ancient magic that we still don't fully understand.

And yes @Yukon Cornelius backstabbing is so lazy and unsafe, as seen in Beef's case. I once got a nice shock removing a switch where the hot wire popped out just from me pulling the switch away from the box. Nice to know my life could.have been over because the guy before me wanted to save 30 seconds!

We spin metal around a rock. This creates a energy field by harnessing a fundamental component of the universe. We can use this to power a series of rocks, or sand really. We taught the rocks how to do math.