OT: 120th Obsequious Banter Thread: The Fallowing of the Bone Tree

[Kermit the Prog]

Listen this new pope went to nova. Bro probably likes Wawa. This is a once in a millennium marketing opportunity here.

Wawa could do free shortis on Sundays and the Vatican could do Catholicfest for the month of June where tithes and offerings are 50% off

Are we going to refer to him as Pope Jawn I?

 

[DancingPanther]

Are we going to refer to him as Pope Jawn I?

Let's be clear. Villanova is not Philly

 

[swami24]

whomever decided to do nurses week, teachers appreciation week and mothers day all in the same week - you are evil.

My 35th wedding anniversary is Mon. Always falls near mother's day. The Mrs' birthday is 12/24, so all my purchase holidays are together.

 

[ajgoal]

Are we going to refer to him as Pope Jawn I?

The only person I want to hear referred to by that ridiculous word is that lawyer from Florida.

 

[DeKos]

Listen this new pope went to nova. Bro probably likes Wawa. This is a once in a millennium marketing opportunity here.

Wawa could do free shortis on Sundays and the Vatican could do Catholicfest for the month of June where tithes and offerings are 50% off

Only tuna hoagies on Fridays?

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

My 35th wedding anniversary is Mon. Always falls near mother's day. The Mrs' birthday is 12/24, so all my purchase holidays are together.

My sister was born on Christmas Eve as well

 

[DancingPanther]

*Lifts sizzli over head*

Take, eat. Do this in remembrance of me

 

[Jack Straw]

Only tuna hoagies on Fridays?

Obviously takes provolone on his cheesesteaks. Cheese Whiz is a sin.