OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Flybynite]

Bird flu latest updates: 69 human cases reported in 12 states, but officials say public health risk is still low

Yahoo News provides the latest updates on the spread of bird flu in the U.S. and its effect on rising egg prices and shortages.

www.yahoo.com

First bird flu detected in a human in the state of Ohio. Watch out for your pets. Dogs or cats can be infected from dead birds or even bird droppings from an infected bird.

 

[Embiid]

Bird flu latest updates: 69 human cases reported in 12 states, but officials say public health risk is still low

Yahoo News provides the latest updates on the spread of bird flu in the U.S. and its effect on rising egg prices and shortages.

www.yahoo.com

First bird flu detected in a human in the state of Ohio. Watch out for your pets. Dogs or cats can be infected from dead birds or even bird droppings from an infected bird.

RFK all the way....to the grave!

 

[Embiid]

Just a fluke: whale spits out kayaker in incident captured on camera

‘I thought I was dead,’ said the kayaker, who was let go by humpback off the Chilean coast after a few seconds

www.theguardian.com

 

[Beef Invictus]

Anything mint flavored is shit and I will not be accepting any disagreements.

This is the kind of take I expect from someone who butt-chugs.

 

[Striiker]

This is the kind of take I expect from someone who butt-chugs.

 

[Danko]

We are truly living in the dumbest time line

A drone damaged the outer shell of Ukraine's Chernobyl nuclear plant. Radiation levels are normal

A drone armed with a warhead hit the outer protective shell of Ukraine’s Chernobyl nuclear plant. Friday's strike damaged the shell and briefly started a fire.

apnews.com

 

[FlyerNutter]

We are truly living in the dumbest time line

A drone damaged the outer shell of Ukraine's Chernobyl nuclear plant. Radiation levels are normal

A drone armed with a warhead hit the outer protective shell of Ukraine’s Chernobyl nuclear plant. Friday's strike damaged the shell and briefly started a fire.

apnews.com

Optics games. Playing with people lives.

There are reports that over 1.5 million people have died. That’s disgusting.

Disgusting the # that have died for something that will only make Ukraine a vassal state - pillaged for its farmland /minerals.

 

[Chinatown88]

Magnus Carlsen joined Team Liquid.

Magnus Carlsen And Fabiano Caruana Sign With Esports Giant Team Liquid

Global esports giant Team Liquid has announced the signings of not just one, but two superstars of chess: 5-time World Champion Magnus Carlsen and his 2018 challenger Fabiano Caruana.

www.chess.com