OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Flybynite]

Bird flu latest updates: 69 human cases reported in 12 states, but officials say public health risk is still low

Yahoo News provides the latest updates on the spread of bird flu in the U.S. and its effect on rising egg prices and shortages.

www.yahoo.com

First bird flu detected in a human in the state of Ohio. Watch out for your pets. Dogs or cats can be infected from dead birds or even bird droppings from an infected bird.

 

[Embiid]

Bird flu latest updates: 69 human cases reported in 12 states, but officials say public health risk is still low

Yahoo News provides the latest updates on the spread of bird flu in the U.S. and its effect on rising egg prices and shortages.

www.yahoo.com

First bird flu detected in a human in the state of Ohio. Watch out for your pets. Dogs or cats can be infected from dead birds or even bird droppings from an infected bird.

RFK all the way....to the grave!

 

[Embiid]

Just a fluke: whale spits out kayaker in incident captured on camera

‘I thought I was dead,’ said the kayaker, who was let go by humpback off the Chilean coast after a few seconds

www.theguardian.com

 

[Beef Invictus]

Anything mint flavored is shit and I will not be accepting any disagreements.

This is the kind of take I expect from someone who butt-chugs.

 

[Striiker]

This is the kind of take I expect from someone who butt-chugs.

 

[Danko]

We are truly living in the dumbest time line

A drone damaged the outer shell of Ukraine's Chernobyl nuclear plant. Radiation levels are normal

A drone armed with a warhead hit the outer protective shell of Ukraine’s Chernobyl nuclear plant. Friday's strike damaged the shell and briefly started a fire.

apnews.com

 

[FlyerNutter]

We are truly living in the dumbest time line

A drone damaged the outer shell of Ukraine's Chernobyl nuclear plant. Radiation levels are normal

A drone armed with a warhead hit the outer protective shell of Ukraine’s Chernobyl nuclear plant. Friday's strike damaged the shell and briefly started a fire.

apnews.com

Optics games. Playing with people lives.

There are reports that over 1.5 million people have died. That’s disgusting.

Disgusting the # that have died for something that will only make Ukraine a vassal state - pillaged for its farmland /minerals.

 

[Chinatown88]

Magnus Carlsen joined Team Liquid.

Magnus Carlsen And Fabiano Caruana Sign With Esports Giant Team Liquid

Global esports giant Team Liquid has announced the signings of not just one, but two superstars of chess: 5-time World Champion Magnus Carlsen and his 2018 challenger Fabiano Caruana.

www.chess.com

 

[Embiid]

So he just had his 13th kid

Catching up to David Koresh the cult leader who had 1 legal wife, 19 partners, 15 kids...

Thought bigamy/polygamy was illegal/felony except in Utah?

 

[trostol]

So he just had his 13th kid

Catching up to David Koresh the cult leader who had 1 legal wife, 19 partners, 15 kids...

Thought bigamy/polygamy was illegal/felony except in Utah?


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lol wtf are those names

 

[Flybynite]

lol wtf are those names

The three with Grimes are names that would have been rejected for the Key and Peele college all-star game names skit as just being too ridiculous.

 

[Lord Defect]

FWIW Techno Mechanicus is a badass mad max name

 

[Cody Webster]

Spent the entire night puking and shitting my brains out, God damn that was miserable. I'm guessing I caught the bug that was going around, but could have been food poisoning too. Let's hope no one here ever has to regurgitate crab fries....

 

[kudymen]

I had this great idea to go cycling for a bit around Prague today when its about -10°C. Falling on the same side where I had my elbow bone (ulna) broken last year was a great reminder of how stupid ideas I tend to have.
My right knee though.. ouch

 

[ajgoal]

I had this great idea to go cycling for a bit around Prague today when its about -10°C. Falling on the same side where I had my elbow bone (ulna) broken last year was a great reminder of how stupid ideas I tend to have.
My right knee though.. ouch

Did you try walking up any steps?

 

[kudymen]

Did you try walking up any steps?

It got better. Couldnt walk for the first five minutes which was rather annoying given the cold out there But an hour later I successfully walked up a few stairs to the building I live in

 

[ajgoal]

It got better. Couldnt walk for the first five minutes which was rather annoying given the cold out there But an hour later I successfully walked up a few stairs to the building I live in

BTW, Prague might be my favorite European city so far. Loved it.

 

[Embiid]

So what is the deal with this potential winter storm Thurs? Better not impact my bday weekend! This mofo winter has sucked....

 

[kudymen]

BTW, Prague might be my favorite European city so far. Loved it.

The beauty everywhere one looks around, no matter where in the city centre kne is... is very easy to get used to and I almost take for granted. My time in Germany / Westphalia helped me realise that. Hope you had a great time

(Also helped me realise that my groceries and rent can be way cheaper in western Europe which I didn't see coming at all )

 

[swami24]

UCONN women just dismanteled South Carolina women on their home court, 87 58. Gamecock women had won 71 in a row at home. One of the few times UcONN has had both Beuckers and Fudd on the court at the same time.

 

[Danko]

This list is trash to me

The 100 Greatest TV Performances of the 21st Century

Variety breaks down the best TV performances of the 21st century, from Jeremy Allen White to Emma Stone and Sydney Sweeney.

variety.com

Sweet Dee isn't even the best Character on It's Always Sunny.

 

[Danko]

SNL 50....Paul Simon old

 

[Striiker]

Magnus Carlsen joined Team Liquid.

Magnus Carlsen And Fabiano Caruana Sign With Esports Giant Team Liquid

Global esports giant Team Liquid has announced the signings of not just one, but two superstars of chess: 5-time World Champion Magnus Carlsen and his 2018 challenger Fabiano Caruana.

www.chess.com

I could beat him at checkers.

 

[Fight4yourRight]

I had this great idea to go cycling for a bit around Prague today when its about -10°C. Falling on the same side where I had my elbow bone (ulna) broken last year was a great reminder of how stupid ideas I tend to have.
My right knee though.. ouch

-10? Granted you guys have a more humid winter so it feels colder, but I saw someone biking in -30 today, closer to -40 with the wind. Oh, and it’s supposed to be -50 with the wind this morning. Fun times.

 

[Cody Webster]

Lil Wayne should have done the halftime show