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OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

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April Foods: Which food is/are among your favorite(s)? (Pick up to three)

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Austin City Limits on PBS is the shit. It sucks that the PBS passport doesnt give you full episode of Every Season
 
Oh...people here will be booing too..even the brainwashed ones. Corporate oligarchs won't be paying the backdoor massive tax on goods but the American consumers will with high prices and their jobs.....

www.nbcnews.com

Gas prices set to rise as Trump tariffs hit Canadian and Mexican oil

The U.S. imports some 4 million barrels per day of Canadian oil, 70% of which is processed by refiners in the Midwest. It also imports over 450,000 bpd of Mexican oil.
www.nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com

The oligarchs always win on both sides of the trade..

www.telegraph.co.uk

Hedge funds bet billions on market crash in Trump’s America

Goldman Sachs reports a surge in short bets against US stocks
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Lord Defect said:
It should be illegal to make kids do projects before maybe 5th grade. Anything shy of that and it becomes projects the parents do.
I just did a diorama for my kid on bison on the plains.
It came out sweet as hell, but did he do it? Absolutely not.
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The god damn glue would not dry as I wanted it to. If found seams of whatever that I sometime did not manage to seal with paint and it’s slowly just seeping to the bottom, saturating the f*** out of the cardboard. I’m sitting here drinking yuengling, and hitting it with a heat gun every so often.
This is bullshit. But I’ll be damned if he doesn’t have the best f***ing diorama in his class. IMG_7237.jpeg
 
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Shot in the dark here but does anyone want two reeves turtles and maybe two dozen cichlids? They come with a 55 gal tank and a stand.
I’m not trying to make any profit, I’m just so over them existing in my home.
They’re cool and all but my kids are too young to appreciate them.
 
BackToTheBrierePatch said:
I want to line up all these conspiracy theorists and punch them all in the face multiple times. Between this accident and the one with the chopper and plane having assholes spew garbage.
I f***ing hate people.
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Agreed. Half a seconds worth of thought should show that the two are not connected in the least bit.
I love me a juicy conspiracy but theses are 100% honest tragedies

DancingPanther said:
Don't worry, the reasonable and critical thinking folks are wanting you to continue!
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The reasonable and critical thinking folk don’t agree with celebrating the murder of a ceo just because.
The reasonable and critical think have voted a certain way.
 
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If you’re within a 30 minutes drive to myself, I have no issue dropping these turtles off to you. If you don’t want the turtles and just want the tank and stand,
I dont care, the turtles and fish will arrive alive. What happens after is on you.
The tank, stand, lighting and whatnot should easily be $500. I just want it all out of my house.
 
Lord Defect said:
The god damn glue would not dry as I wanted it to. If found seams of whatever that I sometime did not manage to seal with paint and it’s slowly just seeping to the bottom, saturating the f*** out of the cardboard. I’m sitting here drinking yuengling, and hitting it with a heat gun every so often.
This is bullshit. But I’ll be damned if he doesn’t have the best f***ing diorama in his class. View attachment 971540
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Oh man, this is unlocking a dormant core memory of mine. In 5th(?) grade I read and had to do a book report/visual presentation on The Sign of the Beaver. I decided to make a diorama and I (my mother) made a badass log cabin out of a whole bunch of popsicle sticks.

She (I) got a solid return on her investment though. I re-used that sumbitch several times up through 8th grade. I think the last one was for a small Revolutionary War skirmish at a local place called the House in the Horseshoe. So far as I remember I got a good grade each time I used it.

So save that thing. I may come in handy in future.
 
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Surrounded By Ahos said:
Oh man, this is unlocking a dormant core memory of mine. In 5th(?) grade I read and had to do a book report/visual presentation on The Sign of the Beaver. I decided to make a diorama and I (my mother) made a badass log cabin out of a whole bunch of popsicle sticks.

She (I) got a solid return on her investment though. I re-used that sumbitch several times up through 8th grade. I think the last one was for a small Revolutionary War skirmish at a local place called the House in the Horseshoe. So far as I remember I got a good grade each time I used it.

So save that thing. I may come in handy in future.
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Last year I made the most badass castle. My kids should follow each other project wise but it doesn’t seem like it.
 
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Lord Defect said:
Man this might be the “best case scenario” out of a horrific situation.
It looks like it might have crashed on cottman ave itself, or just in the mall parking lot across from the mattress store.
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Seeing this is horrible I take that road to go to work somedays. Rarely do I get directed to go home that way. I usually get send under the overpass this car is on. UGH I can't believe how this didn't injure/kill more.
 
Ummmm why am I seeing ads on firefox??

Edit: bc ublock origin add on wasn't installed lol got a new phone
 
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