OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[LegionOfDoom91]

Still wild if only one person died not including those in the plane given the surrounding area & it’s a busy road close to rush hour.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

An aerial view of the aftermath from this morning.

You can get a better sense of how potentially worse this could have been.

 

[trostol]

Guess we got lucky it wasn't much much worse

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I want to line up all these conspiracy theorists and punch them all in the face multiple times. Between this accident and the one with the chopper and plane having assholes spew garbage.
I f***ing hate people.

 

[Danko]

Austin City Limits on PBS is the shit. It sucks that the PBS passport doesnt give you full episode of Every Season

 

[Embiid]

 

[Fight4yourRight]

Love to see it.

10+ years ago in Toronto, Canadians finished singing the American anthem when the mic glitched out.

10 years later, here we are. And it’ll get worse. Sorry for all the reasonable and critical thinking folks to the south of us.

 

[Embiid]

Oh...people here will be booing too..even the brainwashed ones. Corporate oligarchs won't be paying the backdoor massive tax on goods but the American consumers will with high prices and their jobs.....

Gas prices set to rise as Trump tariffs hit Canadian and Mexican oil

The U.S. imports some 4 million barrels per day of Canadian oil, 70% of which is processed by refiners in the Midwest. It also imports over 450,000 bpd of Mexican oil.

www.nbcnews.com

The oligarchs always win on both sides of the trade..

Hedge funds bet billions on market crash in Trump’s America

Goldman Sachs reports a surge in short bets against US stocks

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[swami24]

I want to line up all these conspiracy theorists and punch them all in the face multiple times. Between this accident and the one with the chopper and plane having assholes spew garbage.
I f***ing hate people.

People on Twitter make posts here actually look sensible.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

People on Twitter make posts here actually look sensible.

It’s not just Twitter. Facebook is a cesspool. Of course these are the same scumbags who say the school shootings are a false flag.

 

[Striiker]

Booing is stupid.
Being glad they booed is stupid.
Being mad they booed is stupid.

Pretty simple.

 

[Lord Defect]

It should be illegal to make kids do projects before maybe 5th grade. Anything shy of that and it becomes projects the parents do.
I just did a diorama for my kid on bison on the plains.
It came out sweet as hell, but did he do it? Absolutely not.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Booing is stupid.
Being glad they booed is stupid.
Being mad they booed is stupid.

Pretty simple.

Playing national anthems before sporting evens is even more stupid tbh

 

[Lord Defect]

It should be illegal to make kids do projects before maybe 5th grade. Anything shy of that and it becomes projects the parents do.
I just did a diorama for my kid on bison on the plains.
It came out sweet as hell, but did he do it? Absolutely not.

The god damn glue would not dry as I wanted it to. If found seams of whatever that I sometime did not manage to seal with paint and it’s slowly just seeping to the bottom, saturating the f*** out of the cardboard. I’m sitting here drinking yuengling, and hitting it with a heat gun every so often.
This is bullshit. But I’ll be damned if he doesn’t have the best f***ing diorama in his class.

 

[Lord Defect]

Shot in the dark here but does anyone want two reeves turtles and maybe two dozen cichlids? They come with a 55 gal tank and a stand.
I’m not trying to make any profit, I’m just so over them existing in my home.
They’re cool and all but my kids are too young to appreciate them.

 

[Striiker]

Playing national anthems before sporting evens is even more stupid tbh

Don’t care if it stays. Don’t care if it goes.

No reaction from me either way.

 

[DancingPanther]

Love to see it.

10+ years ago in Toronto, Canadians finished singing the American anthem when the mic glitched out.

10 years later, here we are. And it’ll get worse. Sorry for all the reasonable and critical thinking folks to the south of us.

Don't worry, the reasonable and critical thinking folks are wanting you to continue!

 

[Lord Defect]

I want to line up all these conspiracy theorists and punch them all in the face multiple times. Between this accident and the one with the chopper and plane having assholes spew garbage.
I f***ing hate people.

Agreed. Half a seconds worth of thought should show that the two are not connected in the least bit.
I love me a juicy conspiracy but theses are 100% honest tragedies

Don't worry, the reasonable and critical thinking folks are wanting you to continue!

The reasonable and critical thinking folk don’t agree with celebrating the murder of a ceo just because.
The reasonable and critical think have voted a certain way.

 

[Lord Defect]

If you’re within a 30 minutes drive to myself, I have no issue dropping these turtles off to you. If you don’t want the turtles and just want the tank and stand,
I dont care, the turtles and fish will arrive alive. What happens after is on you.
The tank, stand, lighting and whatnot should easily be $500. I just want it all out of my house.