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Looking like it’ll be snow though? I can dress for that. Rain is a whole other endeavor.
OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day
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Danko
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Butt clenching engaged. Forgot to check my Heating Oil the last two weeks and realizing i have 1/8th or less of a tank left. Now trying to get someone to come out before it runs out 
DancingPanther
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Gonna be real f***ing cold early next week too. Good luckButt clenching engaged. Forgot to check my Heating Oil the last two weeks and realizing i have 1/8th or less of a tank left. Now trying to get someone to come out before it runs out
Cody Webster
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Yes, looking like all snow. Might not be until after the game, and might be a little more that 1-2" now
My car mechanic has his heating set up to burn all the used engine oil he collects after oil change for his customers. Though to be fair his garage is right next door to his home so he gets to heat up both.Butt clenching engaged. Forgot to check my Heating Oil the last two weeks and realizing i have 1/8th or less of a tank left. Now trying to get someone to come out before it runs out
Danko
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Cody Webster
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JojoTheWhale
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David Lynch and Bob Uecker on the same day. Man. That's a rough one.
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DancingPanther
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David Lynch? Man, that's a gut punch. Reminds me of the day when both River Phoenix and Federico Fellini died.
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JojoTheWhale
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I'm going to say something I almost never say.
If Lynch hasn't done something you like, I think you have terrible taste. It doesn't have to be your favorite or anything close to it. But if you can't see the quality of whatever you think is his best or you can't find something of value, it's a you problem.
ajgoal
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I've only seen Mulholland Drive.I'm going to say something I almost never say.
If Lynch hasn't done something you like, I think you have terrible taste. It doesn't have to be your favorite or anything close to it. But if you can't see the quality of whatever you think is his best or you can't find something of value, it's a you problem.
I'm going to say something I almost never say.
If Lynch hasn't done something you like, I think you have terrible taste. It doesn't have to be your favorite or anything close to it. But if you can't see the quality of whatever you think is his best or you can't find something of value, it's a you problem.
He gets a lot of well-earned praise for Eraserhead, The Elephant Man, Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks, and Mulholland Drive, but Wild at Heart is an extremely underrated jewel - and my favorite Lynch movie. Nicholas Cage as an Elvis-speaking petty criminal with an amazing snakeskin jacket? Yes, please!
Beef Invictus
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I'm going to say something I almost never say.
If Lynch hasn't done something you like, I think you have terrible taste. It doesn't have to be your favorite or anything close to it. But if you can't see the quality of whatever you think is his best or you can't find something of value, it's a you problem.
I assume it means they haven't at least seen Elephant Man. And if they have and still say "nah, nothing he did was good" then we could probably pretty safely saw that person in half. That isn't a person. That's a cake.
JojoTheWhale
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Fix that. Look, the movie you choose may or may not be your cup of tea. We all have our own preferences. But you're going to understand that you watched something different. Something made with purpose and meaningful care. It wasn't designed to make money. It was an honest idea that came from a person.
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The thing about Lynch is that there's an enormous range. There has to be something for every human. Otherwise they're cake. Sentient cake. Disturbing, inhuman, enemy cake.
JojoTheWhale
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Wild at Heart is on zero streaming services. The things that fall through the cracks are wild.
Lynch wrote the best villains, too. Disturbing in the depths of their depravity and/or violence: Frank Booth (Blue Velvet), Bobby Peru (Wild at Heart), Mystery Man (Lost Highway), and Bob (Twin Peaks) among others.
Fortunately, I have every Lynch movie on my Plex account - I think I even have Alphabet and Grandmother, two shorts he did before Eraserhead. If you have Plex and want access to it shoot me your email in a message.
Fortunately, I have every Lynch movie on my Plex account - I think I even have Alphabet and Grandmother, two shorts he did before Eraserhead. If you have Plex and want access to it shoot me your email in a message.
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