OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread April Foods Day

[CanadianFlyer88]

I drink choccy milk @Striiker

Chocolate milk is an S tier post-sporting event beverage, for the record.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Anyone remember All Sport? It was basically carbonated Gatorade. Nothing better to quench your thirst after running suicide sprints than a nice bubbly beverage.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Ovi is a coke on the bench guy too I believe. Coke straight from the bottle is as bubbly as it gets too. Serial killer shit.

 

[DancingPanther]

I just got reminded of this little chicanery.

Fiancee and I drank gatorwine after we got engaged. Not because we got engaged, but because it was already on the menu

We have also tried it with white wine.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

The only acceptable flavor of Gatorade:

 

[trostol]

the strawberry banana body armor is ok i guess

 

[Jack Straw]

You freaks probably loved purple. Horrible taste.

Gatorade Zero Grape (purple) is where it’s at. I consume large quantities of it on my bike rides (inside or outside).

 

[trostol]

grape gatorade was ok going down..but it left a weird aftertaste...as did green apple

 

[Beef Invictus]

Beefy - head of bug and complaints dept

Whoa hey why are you giving ideas to these people

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Gatorade Zero Grape (purple) is where it’s at. I consume large quantities of it on my bike rides (inside or outside).

How old were you when you started shaving your taste buds?

(I don’t actually care what anyone else drinks. I’m just pot committed at this point.)

 

[Cody Webster]

Anyone remember Gatorade gum? That was the absolute shit, for the 10 seconds the flavor lasted

 

[Young Sandwich]

Anyone remember Gatorade gum? That was the absolute shit, for the 10 seconds the flavor lasted

And it still lasted longer than fruit stripe gum. What a load of shit that stuff was.

 

[DancingPanther]

I see the sun hasn't set yet

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

@BigToe

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

This "ignore" thread button is enormous on mobile.

 

[Cody Webster]

@VladDrag skated on the canal right next to Produce Junction yesterday

 

[VladDrag]

@VladDrag skated on the canal right next to Produce Junction yesterday

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I was coming home from the target the other day and saw how frozen the canal looked. I was wondering if it was thick enough to skate! That’s awesome

 

[Cody Webster]

I was coming home from the target the other day and saw how frozen the canal looked. I was wondering if it was thick enough to skate! That’s awesome

There were some iffy spots and it wasn't the best, but it was still fun. Had my watch going and ended up skating 5 1/2 miles. Skated from the bridge st bridge down to the Fitzwater and back. Wasn't frozen enough under the bridge to go the other way. Hopefully today's warm weather melted it a bit and it refreezes the next few days. Going to try and get out there again Saturday, if it doesn't rain.

 

[Striiker]

I drink choccy milk @Striiker

Same, because we are superior to these fools.

 

[DancingPanther]

I'm 100% going to accidently hit that ignore thread button, hopefully it asks you to confirm it lol

Also, night mode still not available for anyone else?

 

[Lord Defect]

I generally don’t drink anything “diet” but Gatorade and Powerade zero flavors are superior to their standard versions.

 

[Jack Straw]

I'm 100% going to accidently hit that ignore thread button, hopefully it asks you to confirm it lol

Also, night mode still not available for anyone else?

Dark mode is for hipsters.

 

[DancingPanther]

Dark mode is for hipsters.

Call me what you want, I just want to know if you can change it. I don't care if you do or not lol

 

[Danko]

round avys <3

 

[Jack Straw]

Call me what you want, I just want to know if you can change it. I don't care if you do or not lol

If I switch my computer/ipad/iphone preferences to dark mode then HF uses dark mode.

Edit: Actually no it doesn’t. But it did the other day.