OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Danko]

Ah yes, the post holiday covid surge. My wifes cousin who was here on christmas eve tested positive today. I had it pretty bad in August, i'm hoping that counts for something.

 

[Embiid]

Ah yes, the post holiday covid surge. My wifes cousin who was here on christmas eve tested positive today. I had it pretty bad in August, i'm hoping that counts for something.

Well at least I avoided the typical holiday weight gain this year....

Hopefully, your wife's cousin will be ok and nobody else contracts it...

 

[trostol]

Totally feeling it bear...I get it

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

@ajgoal what the hell are you doing lol

 

[Cody Webster]

@ajgoal what the hell are you doing lol

Lol, I was like, ughh

 

[Young Sandwich]

@ajgoal what the hell are you doing lol

We have received confirmation that time travel is possible.

 

[DancingPanther]

@ajgoal what the hell are you doing lol

It's pumping the hell out of my ratios

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

We have received confirmation that time travel is possible.

On course time travel is possible. You’re doing it right now.

 

[ajgoal]

@ajgoal what the hell are you doing lol

End of year gifts.

 

[DancingPanther]

On course time travel is possible. You’re doing it right now.

We all move through space-time. Everyone time travels all the time.

Now, manipulating the continuum? Thats a little more complicated. It involves...flying a few hundred miles? Wait

 

[Chinatown88]

He forgot that we farm likes for each other so we're all at the top of the leaderboards. Making up for lost time. Or he got really bored and was back reading the entire thread.

 

[ajgoal]

He forgot that we farm likes for each other so we're all at the top of the leaderboards. Making up for lost time. Or he got really bored and was back reading the entire thread.

I hit 10k posts and remembered I don't give a lot of reactions.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

He forgot that we farm likes for each other so we're all at the top of the leaderboards. Making up for lost time. Or he got really bored and was back reading the entire thread.

Farm likes?

All of our likes are legitimate unlike those Hurricanes fans that actually farmed them.

We’re the GOATS.

 

[DancingPanther]

I hit 10k posts and remembered I don't give a lot of reactions.

That's the holiday spirit right there

 

[mja]

My nieces came over from France for the holidays. We surprised them with a trip up to NYC. They've both been to Paris & Barcelona but are from a fairly small rural village, so it was still eye-opening for them. Especially when we were all nearly trampled to death trying to pass through an especially exuberant and crowded Hanukkah street celebration in Midtown.

Still, I think they enjoyed themselves.

 

[Chinatown88]

Farm likes?

All of our likes are legitimate unlike those Hurricanes fans that actually farmed them.

We’re the GOATS.

I haven't checked the leaderboard in a good minute. *Goes to check*

ONLY 8 OUT OF THE TOP 20. ONLY 4 OUT OF THE TOP 5. WHAT ARE WE DOING HOMIES? THIS IS NOT THE DYNASTY I WAS PROMISED.

 

[Lord Defect]

I hit 10k posts and remembered I don't give a lot of reactions.

And yet I haven’t received any!
I’ll remember this. Or I won’t. It’s early. And I’m me.

 

[ajgoal]

And yet I haven’t received any!
I’ll remember this. Or I won’t. It’s early. And I’m me.

Most of your posts were defunct twitter links. I guess I could have dropped a like on them since they're on-brand defective.

 

[Cody Webster]

@Hollywood Cannon get ready for the crazy snow model maps

 

[Danko]

Supposed to hit 65F here in Delaware today

 

[Lord Defect]

Most of your posts were defunct twitter links. I guess I could have dropped a like on them since they're on-brand defective.

What are we talking about?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Supposed to hit 65F here in Delaware today

It damn near hit 70 in NC. Four days after Christmas and I was able to walk into work at 6:30am without needing a jacket.

 

[Lord Defect]

Has Costco always sold flyers tickets or is this a state of the team?

 

[Embiid]

Has Costco always sold flyers tickets or is this a state of the team?
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Where are the tickets with the 2 hot dogs and 2 soft drinks and special access to the post game presser with Tortorella?

 

[Lord Defect]

Where are the tickets with the 2 hot dogs and 2 soft drinks and special access to the post game presser with Tortorella?

You smuggle the hot dogs in from Costco and sneak into the presser with extreme prejudice.