Lord Defect
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Stops the muscles from expanding some. Kind of like bandaging a broken rib
OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day
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Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
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That would hurt less.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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Was this too much to ask for?
Danko
The Bearer of Bad Knees
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Im not putting it past a defense contractor but it just seems like a bad way to damage your relationship with the state and federal government to fly these and not acknowledge it. It's aliens...or it's us that live under the ocean. Or it's some sort of Government Dark Agency inside the CIA or NRO...but White House denying it.
They've got to be able to deduce from technology they are using, some sort of clue. Do they show a propulsion source? They are saying Drone, do they emit heat? If they can't be detected using FLIR and they are floating at 15 miles high for 6-7 hours nightly, despite the wind in that area, it's impressive.
They've got to be able to deduce from technology they are using, some sort of clue. Do they show a propulsion source? They are saying Drone, do they emit heat? If they can't be detected using FLIR and they are floating at 15 miles high for 6-7 hours nightly, despite the wind in that area, it's impressive.
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Cody Webster
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Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Every time I hear the water flowing or pouring sound, especially the kind that YT commercials claim is "relaxing," I want to pull all of the intestines out.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
80k feet? That sounds like BS. Even MQ-4s top out at 60-65k. And nobody would be spotting them, either.
Cody Webster
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Whatever is flying above NJ, it's not allowing personal drones to fly. It's instantly killing the batteries. Don't know if that's normal or not, but seems strange
DancingPanther
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Who says they're 15 miles up? Jets typically only fly around 30,000 ft. 15 miles is almost 80,000 feet. That's how high the SR-71 flew.
Embiid
Marcus Hayes "bitch" slapper
Witnesses say they are flying above tree top level but below what an airplane would fly whatever the eff that is...
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Embiid
Marcus Hayes "bitch" slapper
How convenient....they may not even get the reward money and now have to get protected...
America continues to be the worst place to be naive and stupid.
United States of Stockholm Syndrome...
www.newsweek.com
The New York Police Department and the FBI had offered a combined $60,000 in reward money for information about Thompson's killer. However, there are stringent guidelines about how that money is paid out so it's not clear if those who helped police locate Mangione will receive the money.
America continues to be the worst place to be naive and stupid.
United States of Stockholm Syndrome...
McDonald's workers who identified Luigi Mangione get private security
Luigi Mangione, 26, was arrested at a McDonald's in Altoona, Pennsylvania, and charged in connection with the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
www.newsweek.com
The New York Police Department and the FBI had offered a combined $60,000 in reward money for information about Thompson's killer. However, there are stringent guidelines about how that money is paid out so it's not clear if those who helped police locate Mangione will receive the money.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
First decent thing Fanatics has ever done.
For context, this guy has worn a jersey every day and the Twitter person has posted an update like every day of what he was wearing.
For context, this guy has worn a jersey every day and the Twitter person has posted an update like every day of what he was wearing.
JojoTheWhale
"You should keep it." -- Striiker
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Wirelessly draining batteries in seconds. Of course. Witnesses say they couldn’t get the batteries to recharge until they soaked them in an Ivermectin bath.
DancingPanther
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ajgoal
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This seemed oddly appropriate to show up:
DancingPanther
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It's seriously amazing no one can connect the dots here.
Step 1: you buy the kit
Step 2: you are no longer a costumer because you've become a costumer. This is a one time product.
Step 3: all the people who have wanted to use this one time product have now all used it
What do you think is step 4? Remember, companies are greedy and will do anything for money
Lord Defect
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Embiid
Marcus Hayes "bitch" slapper
You are just trying to explain away your Genetic "Defects"...Lord Defect
Cody Webster
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Striiker
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It’s not being unable to connect the dots, it’s that it doesn’t really matter.
Would I have spent my own money to do it? Nope.
Would I do it if someone else buys it for me? Might as well.
DancingPanther
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Embiid
Marcus Hayes "bitch" slapper
They're here...there and everywhere!
www.newsweek.com
In the 44-minute recording, which was posted to social media on Sunday, a United Airlines pilot, flying over Willamette national forest told air traffic control, "Looking straight west to Eugene. We're seeing 3 or 4 targets... they're at all altitudes, up and down, it's pretty crazy."
United Airlines and LiveATC.net, the website which hosted the recording, declined to comment.
Another pilot, flying a medical evacuation plane over Siuslaw National Forest, told the controller, "just had another one show up, at my 1 o'clock, about 1,000 feet high, zipping towards us and then back out towards the ocean. Red in color. Moving at extreme speed, I just don't know how to describe it."
The controller replied: "Roger. You are clear to maneuver as necessary left and right to avoid the UFO out there. And uh, all of the reports you're giving us are good information, appreciate it."
The pilot later continued, "It's weird. It's a red circular shape, and it keeps zipping out towards the ocean and then coming back in about 20 miles or closer to us, and then zips back out to the ocean and we can't see it."
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Pilot encountered mystery objects 'moving at extreme speed': FAA
The FAA has confirmed that a pilot reported seeing "unidentified lights" after air traffic control told him to 'avoid the UFO'.
www.newsweek.com
In the 44-minute recording, which was posted to social media on Sunday, a United Airlines pilot, flying over Willamette national forest told air traffic control, "Looking straight west to Eugene. We're seeing 3 or 4 targets... they're at all altitudes, up and down, it's pretty crazy."
United Airlines and LiveATC.net, the website which hosted the recording, declined to comment.
Another pilot, flying a medical evacuation plane over Siuslaw National Forest, told the controller, "just had another one show up, at my 1 o'clock, about 1,000 feet high, zipping towards us and then back out towards the ocean. Red in color. Moving at extreme speed, I just don't know how to describe it."
The controller replied: "Roger. You are clear to maneuver as necessary left and right to avoid the UFO out there. And uh, all of the reports you're giving us are good information, appreciate it."
The pilot later continued, "It's weird. It's a red circular shape, and it keeps zipping out towards the ocean and then coming back in about 20 miles or closer to us, and then zips back out to the ocean and we can't see it."
Edit: Listened to the recording:
Relevent minute marks below (give or take some seconds)
6 min
8:39 min
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15:39
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19:29
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Lord Defect
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More ufo news? Must be something else ready to drop that they want a distraction for.They're here...there and everywhere!
Pilot encountered mystery objects 'moving at extreme speed': FAA
The FAA has confirmed that a pilot reported seeing "unidentified lights" after air traffic control told him to 'avoid the UFO'.
In the 44-minute recording, which was posted to social media on Sunday, a United Airlines pilot, flying over Willamette national forest told air traffic control, "Looking straight west to Eugene. We're seeing 3 or 4 targets... they're at all altitudes, up and down, it's pretty crazy."
United Airlines and LiveATC.net, the website which hosted the recording, declined to comment.
Another pilot, flying a medical evacuation plane over Siuslaw National Forest, told the controller, "just had another one show up, at my 1 o'clock, about 1,000 feet high, zipping towards us and then back out towards the ocean. Red in color. Moving at extreme speed, I just don't know how to describe it."
The controller replied: "Roger. You are clear to maneuver as necessary left and right to avoid the UFO out there. And uh, all of the reports you're giving us are good information, appreciate it."
The pilot later continued, "It's weird. It's a red circular shape, and it keeps zipping out towards the ocean and then coming back in about 20 miles or closer to us, and then zips back out to the ocean and we can't see it."
