OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Lord Defect]

“If you’re going to sneeze then tightly hold a pillow to your mid-section”

BUT THATS EXACTLY WHERE IT HURTS

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Stops the muscles from expanding some. Kind of like bandaging a broken rib

 

[Striiker]

Pillow helps prevent the rapid expansion of the injured area, I think.. absolutely works.

My pillow was a rotund dinosaur.

Stops the muscles from expanding some. Kind of like bandaging a broken rib

Maybe you both just have weak elderly sneezes?

 

[ajgoal]

Maybe you both just have weak elderly sneezes?

That would hurt less.

 

[Lord Defect]

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5035396-pentagon-denies-foreign-involvement-new-jersey-drones/

Was this too much to ask for?

 

[Danko]

Im not putting it past a defense contractor but it just seems like a bad way to damage your relationship with the state and federal government to fly these and not acknowledge it. It's aliens...or it's us that live under the ocean. Or it's some sort of Government Dark Agency inside the CIA or NRO...but White House denying it.

They've got to be able to deduce from technology they are using, some sort of clue. Do they show a propulsion source? They are saying Drone, do they emit heat? If they can't be detected using FLIR and they are floating at 15 miles high for 6-7 hours nightly, despite the wind in that area, it's impressive.

 

[Cody Webster]

Yeah. Sounds weird cause it is.

When they work in your abdomen, they inflate it like a balloon, so there's more room. When they close you up, they can't get all the extra air out, so some is left behind. Until it works its way into the blood and then out of the body, it puts pressure on your phrenic nerve, which is located on your diaphragm but extends to the shoulders. So they hurt a lot until you manage to get the gas out.

Also, don't laugh, cough, bend, or have a 20-pound cat jump on your stomach.

Wife went through it with her C-section. She said the pain was awful.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I have that too, but mine is when someone on TV pours liquid from one thing into another thing and it makes the "glug" sound. Or when someone drinks and makes that sound. Or when someone is mic'ed up for reality TV and eats.

Every time I hear the water flowing or pouring sound, especially the kind that YT commercials claim is "relaxing," I want to pull all of the intestines out.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Im not putting it past a defense contractor but it just seems like a bad way to damage your relationship with the state and federal government to fly these and not acknowledge it. It's aliens...or it's us that live under the ocean. Or it's some sort of Government Dark Agency inside the CIA or NRO...but White House denying it.

They've got to be able to deduce from technology they are using, some sort of clue. Do they show a propulsion source? They are saying Drone, do they emit heat? If they can't be detected using FLIR and they are floating at 15 miles high for 6-7 hours nightly, despite the wind in that area, it's impressive.

80k feet? That sounds like BS. Even MQ-4s top out at 60-65k. And nobody would be spotting them, either.