OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Nizzle]

I’m in the midst of a career change and just got rejected from a master’s programme even though my GPA is 4.6/5 and have work experience in the new field. f***ing deflating…

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Thanks Bern.....we're extremely worried...same with the family doc. Signs are not promising......cancer has been the grim reaper with my small family. Have my own moderate concern from the whole body MRI I did a few weeks ago...follow up non screening MRI will be in May but 90% chance it will be ok. Somebody has got to be left standing to keep holding the fort for both my mom.and brother. My mom is a 2x "survivor." My dad not so lucky...

Eff cancer!

I’m in the midst of a career change and just got rejected from a master’s programme even though my GPA is 4.6/5 and have work experience in the new field. f***ing deflating…

Sorry to hear my guys. Stay strong and keep your chins up.

 

[Jack Straw]

An excellent purchase

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Finally filed my taxes. I keep forgetting until the final week.

Felt like I gave birth from my ass.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Embiid]

All fun and games as the response to their consulate bombing was initially measured and Israel from reports had advance notice but whole different ball game if Israel responds in a tit for tat with more significant force as is always the case...then the gates of hell will be opened for the whole world if it escalates into all out war between Israel and Iran. This is no joke anymore and not some cool video game or show of weaponry and who has the bigger dick. Clearly if nukes are used it won't matter....all will lose.

"They make a desert and call it peace." ~Tacitus

 

[Embiid]

Everybody is just insane anymore...millions of years to form and these peastone brained fools wantonly destroy it in a matter of seconds...

 

[trostol]

Everybody is just insane anymore...millions of years to form and these peastone brained fools wantonly destroy it in a matter of seconds...

this is why aliens don't like us

 

[swami24]

South Park sea monkeys

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

this is why aliens don't like us

This is also why we are the worst living things on this planet

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Friends, that is a NUMBER. Caps required. Karp is a high quality Sports Business Journal reporter for those that don't know him.

 

[bennysflyers16]

f*** the Flyers, seeing the Scorpions in Vegas Saturday night !!!!

Anyone my age ish recalls this video !!!!!!

 

[trostol]

 

[Cody Webster]

Friends, that is a NUMBER. Caps required. Karp is a high quality Sports Business Journal reporter for those that don't know him.

The draft probably got as many viewers as all WNBA games combined on ESPN last year

 

[Cody Webster]

@JojoTheWhale logged into my DK for the first time in a week only to find out I hit a Masters prayer

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I couldn’t stop laughing when Heidi broke character. Lmao

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

RIP Dickie Betts

 

[Flybynite]

lol. 23 out of 30 members of the swim team tested positive for that same heart medication that the Russian figure skater got caught on.

But all of them were allowed to compete in the 2020 Tokyo Olympics (which took place in 2021 cuz of COVID).

China said it was a mass 'contamination' that led to them having taken it without knowing and WADA (World Anti-Doping Association) said 'aiight, kewl. Ya'll good'

What a joke. It was obviously an intentional program. The drug helps increase blood flow to the heart and lower blood pressure which can improve stamina and endurance and also help to allow for longer sessions to train and build up muscle.

 

[trostol]

so then...who is more crooked....FIFA or IOC

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Today I murdered our cherry blossom tree.

 

[Magua]

Today I murdered our cherry blossom tree.

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[ajgoal]

Today I murdered our cherry blossom tree.

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[SolidSnakeUS]

I legit wish I could go to Japan in end of March/beginning of April to see all the cherry blossom trees. Just sit there, watching for hours on end at the beauty of it all.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Update: second in command at the pharmacy brought me into his office and apologized for my supervisor being a jackass for what he said to me about the missing med. Told me he is "misaligned" with his vision. I told him frankly I feel like this guy has it out for me, and he was like "...well unfortunately I've found out some supervisors here are....misaligned..."

Validated lol.

Who has the time to cause drama. Misaligned indeed