OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[FLYguy3911]

What the f***

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Are you actually touching grass or are you on a porch?

 

[Striiker]

Are you actually touching grass or are you on a porch?

Id never let that happen

 

[Magua]

It's very easy to tell why stupid people alive today or people from the medieval times would believe in wild things around this.

You're saying I shouldn't have offered up a human sacrifice to appease the Sun God? Boy, this is awkward.

 

[DancingPanther]

You're saying I shouldn't have offered up a human sacrifice to appease the Sun God? Boy, this is awkward.

Depends on the sun god

My uncle went to Cleveland

You bet your sweet ass I would have driven 6 hours to see this if I wasn't working

 

[swami24]

i would have really been impressed to see the 70 one..i wasn't yet formed lol

I was in like 1st grade, but still remember it was hyped, but saw nothing, like a lot of people today.

 

[Embiid]

I was in like 1st grade, but still remember it was hyped, but saw nothing, like a lot of people today.

I recall one as small tike in Winnipeg Manitoba circa 1977. Just remember my mom with friends sporting those funny glasses. My mom can't believe I remember it since I was so young at the time. Not sure though if it was a full eclipse. There was another in 79 but we were already in the States by then...

 

[Flybynite]

If you want to talk bucket lists and epic moments. There's going to be a total solar eclipse over the pyramids in Egypt August 2, 2027 with complete totality that lasts for just over 6 minutes.

 

[BernieParent]

Gonna stare at the sun and gain superpowers.

It’s over for you dorks.

How's crimefighting, Daredevil?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Whoa, this is creepy as f***. Still better than the glare, though.

 

[Beef Invictus]

If you want to talk bucket lists and epic moments. There's going to be a total solar eclipse over the pyramids in Egypt August 2, 2027 with complete totality that lasts for just over 6 minutes.

Oh man that's definitely the apocalypse. That's the one

 

[DancingPanther]

If you want to talk bucket lists and epic moments. There's going to be a total solar eclipse over the pyramids in Egypt August 2, 2027 with complete totality that lasts for just over 6 minutes.

In all seriousness I bet you won't even be able to get close to the 'mids. Cairo probably puts the cabosh on that or sells tickets. And I wouldn't blame them

 

[DancingPanther]

bif, I already said this

It's very easy to tell why stupid people alive today or people from the medieval times would believe in wild things around this. I mean the sun is just disappearing in front of our eyes

 

[Striiker]

How's crimefighting, Daredevil?

 

[FLYguy3911]

Depends on the sun god

My uncle went to Cleveland

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You bet your sweet ass I would have driven 6 hours to see this if I wasn't working

I imagine this is what the bottom of my toilet sees after the morning coffee hits.

 

[DancingPanther]

I imagine this is what the bottom of my toilet sees after the morning coffee hits.

Coffee is a sign of weakness

 

[FLYguy3911]

Coffee is a sign of weakness

You're weak.

 

[DancingPanther]

You're weak.

How can I be weak if I don't drink coffee?

Gottem bois let's go home

 

[FLYguy3911]

How can I be weak if I don't drink coffee?

Gottem bois let's go home

Did you do a million squats like me this morning? Yeah that's what I thought.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

(tears down DPs poster from wall and replaces it with FLYguy3911's poster)

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

What a experience. So worth it even with every road out being a parking lot going out. Took 12 hours to get home. Normal traffic is 2 hours and 45 minutes

 

[Embiid]

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What a experience. So worth it even with every road out being a parking lot going out. Took 12 hours to get home. Normal traffic is 2 hours and 45 minutes

There is a designated UAP thread...please post accordingly!

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm doing some testing for a second

 

[dragonoffrost]

Did you do a million squats like me this morning? Yeah that's what I thought.

Having to go to the bathroom that often is a problem. You might want to get that checked out

 

[Cody Webster]

I'm doing some testing for a second

Without scrolling all the way down and only seeing the top of that last GIF, you had me concerned for a second

 

[trostol]

i feel like the 2nd and 4th gifs are some sort of beginning to a Tool video