OT: 116th Obsequious Banter Thread: October is National Pizza Month

[mja]

I wish all breasts were uncovered all the time.

Be careful what you wish for.

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[ajgoal]

Be careful what you wish for.

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https://vlipsy.com/vlip/g9iYbabT

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Be careful what you wish for.

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Oh sweet Lord. Today I am thankful for hair.

 

[DancingPanther]

Brutus surfed the counter today and ate a 1.5" by 10" row of pumpkin pie bars. We had to go to Norristown for Thanksgiving dinner. We left at 2. My parents came to let the dogs out and feed them at 6. We got back at 9. Somewhere from 6 to 9 he threw up, licked it back up, and in doing so licked a little bit of our carpet raw, down to the threading. Happy Thanksgiving

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Brutus surfed the counter today and ate a 1.5" by 10" row of pumpkin pie bars. We had to go to Norristown for Thanksgiving dinner. We left at 2. My parents came to let the dogs out and feed them at 6. We got back at 9. Somewhere from 6 to 9 he threw up, licked it back up, and in doing so licked a little bit of our carpet raw, down to the threading. Happy Thanksgiving

That's a damned good puppy.

 

[Chinatown88]

Black Friday is kinda cheeks this year. NGL.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Black Friday is kinda cheeks this year. NGL.

Didn’t grab anything? I managed to snag the $80 off $100 error at Amazon Fresh. I don’t know if it’s still working or not. I tipped the shit out of that delivery guy though.

Other than that, the only thing worth grabbing was a new 2nd monitor for my wife and a hell of a deal on a case for the impending build.

 

[Chinatown88]

Didn’t grab anything? I managed to snag the $80 off $100 error at Amazon Fresh. I don’t know if it’s still working or not. I tipped the shit out of that delivery guy though.

Other than that, the only thing worth grabbing was a new 2nd monitor for my wife and a hell of a deal on a case for the impending build.

Just presents for kiddos which isn't that big of a deal but it was in the List.

Was looking for a new iPhone at the request of family but they're all tied to a carrier and that's not helpful. Also Apple BLECH

 

[mja]

Brutus surfed the counter today and ate a 1.5" by 10" row of pumpkin pie bars. We had to go to Norristown for Thanksgiving dinner. We left at 2. My parents came to let the dogs out and feed them at 6. We got back at 9. Somewhere from 6 to 9 he threw up, licked it back up, and in doing so licked a little bit of our carpet raw, down to the threading. Happy Thanksgiving

My Pet Rock would never.

 

[Striiker]

 

[Flybynite]

Ignores stop-sign and drives straight through 4-way stop @ around 50 secs
Attempts to drive into a parked car @ around 1:10
Attempts to drive towards oncoming traffic @ around 1:55

 

[ajgoal]

My greatest fear about self driving cars is that people will use them.

 

[PALE PWNR]

I've played DND before but never really bought in all the way, had trouble figuring it out. Then baldurs gate 3 came out, I bought it on a whim cuz I had a new computer and wanted to try something new, and now I'm obsessed with all things DND. I think I have a problem. Looking at figurines, dice, books, everything DND.

 

[trostol]

Woo active shooter training renewal today..the video is so awful

 

[Beef Invictus]

Turkeys are omnivores, they would absolutely do this if they could

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I've played DND before but never really bought in all the way, had trouble figuring it out. Then baldurs gate 3 came out, I bought it on a whim cuz I had a new computer and wanted to try something new, and now I'm obsessed with all things DND. I think I have a problem. Looking at figurines, dice, books, everything DND.

I still have the original books (Monster Manual, Players Guide, Fiend Folio, Demigods & Dieties, etc.). Haven’t looked at them in decades, but like the nostalgia.

 

[trostol]

I've played DND before but never really bought in all the way, had trouble figuring it out. Then baldurs gate 3 came out, I bought it on a whim cuz I had a new computer and wanted to try something new, and now I'm obsessed with all things DND. I think I have a problem. Looking at figurines, dice, books, everything DND.

It's a shame in a way but not...you've been exposed to 5e which people seem to love..save a good number of old timers

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

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Sean Payton storing Pringles in his butt crack

 

[landsbergfan]

Didn’t grab anything? I managed to snag the $80 off $100 error at Amazon Fresh. I don’t know if it’s still working or not. I tipped the shit out of that delivery guy though.

Other than that, the only thing worth grabbing was a new 2nd monitor for my wife and a hell of a deal on a case for the impending build.

I didn’t get the $350 ps5 because I keep telling myself I’m just gonna spend the money on a pc build but I’m too lazy to build a pc as well. Tough spot

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I've played DND before but never really bought in all the way, had trouble figuring it out. Then baldurs gate 3 came out, I bought it on a whim cuz I had a new computer and wanted to try something new, and now I'm obsessed with all things DND. I think I have a problem. Looking at figurines, dice, books, everything DND.

I never had enough people around me who wanted to play after high school or I would have been the same. Actually, you really just need one person who is competent and eager enough about DMing and you can usually pull numbers together. But my friends were all idiots.

 

[Chinatown88]

I didn’t get the $350 ps5 because I keep telling myself I’m just gonna spend the money on a pc build but I’m too lazy to build a pc as well. Tough spot

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I never had enough people around me who wanted to play after high school or I would have been the same. Actually, you really just need one person who is competent and eager enough about DMing and you can usually pull numbers together. But my friends were all idiots.

We play online now. No one has to waste the time to travel and no matter where in the world anyone moved, it’s not a problem.

 

[ajgoal]

We play online now. No one has to waste the time to travel and no matter where in the world anyone moved, it’s not a problem.

It sounds like Jojo is volunteering to DM for the board.

 

[DancingPanther]

f***in a if we had a HFboards DnD game I would be so in

 

[Fire Tortorella]

We play online now. No one has to waste the time to travel and no matter where in the world anyone moved, it’s not a problem.

We do everything online but still try to get together as much as possible - makes roleplaying and player interactions better IMO. But being able to do it online helps out when we can't all necessarily get together but are still available to play or to possibly do a shorter session.