OT: 116th Obsequious Banter Thread: October is National Pizza Month

[Lord Defect]

I didn't cut the cord on either one. Two reasons:

1) I am not a medical professional and that is a medical procedure
2) I am paying a lot of money for you people to do this work

It’s a ceremonial cutting, they do the real cut when you’re in shock at how tough the cord was to cut.

 

[Chinatown88]

Thanks! So far, everything and everyone are great

Congrats.

Have we figured out her nickname for the board yet?

 

[swami24]

Congrats man! Just remember, it gets easier. Usually in 3 month increments. First 3 months are the hardest while you guys figure shit out. Savor it all. Goes fast. Cant believe my girl is 7 already.

We were lucky with lil Swami, she slept through the night very quickly. Enjoy every phase. They change so quickly, and each phase is different. Can't believe my girl is 27 already

 

[Lord Defect]

We were lucky with lil Swami, she slept through the night very quickly. Enjoy every phase. They change so quickly, and each phase is different. Can't believe my girl is 27 already

Is she single? In a few years you could hook her up with @Striiker

 

[Striiker]

Is she single? In a few years you could hook her up with @Striiker

Please note that I am not the one talking about anyone's daughters.

I'm a good noodle. I have lines I don't cross. Defect is the bad noodle.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Looks like I’m a little late, but congrats!! Hope the whole family is doing well.



@Chinatown88 Beef is a “hotpot is work” guy, isn’t he?

I love hotpot. That's different though

 

[trostol]

Wait...1 person voted not a fan of pizza....

 

[Embiid]

Thanks! It'll definitely be a huge adjustment, that's for sure! Can't wait to watch her live her life

Congrats Cody!

 

[Beef Invictus]

It’s a ceremonial cutting, they do the real cut when you’re in shock at how tough the cord was to cut.

I wonder what they'd do if you used your teeth

 

[Beef Invictus]

Wait...1 person voted not a fan of pizza....

@Striiker

Get in here right f***ing now.

 

[Cody Webster]

Congrats.

Have we figured out her nickname for the board yet?

Hmmm, not yet. We'll have to come up with one.

Congrats Cody!

Thank you!

We were lucky with lil Swami, she slept through the night very quickly. Enjoy every phase. They change so quickly, and each phase is different. Can't believe my girl is 27 already

It's going to be a long night tonight, I think. She's literally slept all day today.

 

[Flybynite]

So that umbilical cord is the appetizer and the placenta the main course for supper right?

 

[Striiker]

@Striiker

Get in here right f***ing now.

Hello

 

[Beef Invictus]

Hello

Explain.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Congrats, @Cody Webster, my bacon and olive pizza-eating amigo. Immaculate conception or crafty stickhandling?

 

[Striiker]

Explain.

Overrated food.

Not “bad”, but needs to be made a certain way (either style of pizza or specific toppings) to be better than just “mediocre”.

 

[Cody Webster]

Congrats, @Cody Webster, my bacon and olive pizza-eating amigo. Immaculate conception or crafty stickhandling?

Coming from the only other person who truly knows how to eat a pizza, I appreciate it. It was definitely some crafty stickhandling

On the topic of pizza, I found this pizza spot right near the hospital. Tried to get it last night, but it was an hour and a half wait, so we called a bit earlier today and it definitely didn't disappoint. They have a square or round option and I didn't decipher, so we got a square pie, but it was so damn good. From the pictures in reviews, the round pie looks even better

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Congrats Cody! Get ready for this (she'll be toddling before you know it man):

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Congrats.

Have we figured out her nickname for the board yet?

Hmmm, not yet. We'll have to come up with one.

Betty.

 

[Tripod]

I wonder what they'd do if you used your teeth

And you wonder where your child gets it from.

 

[trostol]

these rugby guys are brutal

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

On Thursday we had to take our little Nugget for her final vet visit. It's always the shittiest, but I'm feeling a little extra for Kitten, because Mya was her OG. 17 years with someone is a chapter in one's life. She had a hell of a run though!

RIP Momma. You were loved and you will be missed.

 

[FLYguy3911]

On Thursday we had to take our little Nugget for her final vet visit. It's always the shittiest, but I'm feeling a little extra for Kitten, because Mya was her OG. 17 years with someone is a chapter in one's life. She had a hell of a run though!

RIP Momma. You were loved and you will be missed.
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Sorry man .

 

[Jack Straw]

On Thursday we had to take our little Nugget for her final vet visit. It's always the shittiest, but I'm feeling a little extra for Kitten, because Mya was her OG. 17 years with someone is a chapter in one's life. She had a hell of a run though!

RIP Momma. You were loved and you will be missed.
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Sorry to hear that. They add so much to our lives it sucks that their lives are so short.