OT: 115th Obsequious Banter Thread: 115 Minutes of Fame

[GKJ]

Great cover and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs album they released last year was really f***ing solid. Karen O is a badass.

I was extremely happy that it was not as bad as mosquito was. Think I had it as AOTY

 

[Embiid]

I've always said that Perry Como was the Rob Zombie of his day.

Nah....more like this guy

 

[JojoTheWhale]

This was a CIA operation and you cannot convince me otherwise. It triggered someone somewhere to murder in the name of Dole Bananas.

It was? Tell me it was the Videotape vid I just posted lol

A masterclass in forum convo here by me you and @Magua btw. None of us have any clue what's going on


BURLE IVES MAGUA


Bif

It was indeed the same exact video.

 

[DancingPanther]

This was a CIA operation and you cannot convince me otherwise. It triggered someone somewhere to murder in the name of Dole Bananas.






It was indeed the same exact video.

Remarkable

 

[wankstifier]

I have spent years spewing unhinged vitriol at Green Day for this. The death of worthwhile male vocalism is directly attributable to them. A hard copycat decline begins when Dookie explodes on the world and everyone started talking funny and whiny. Pretty much all the best new vocalists out there now are women. Even with bands I like, like early Arcade Fire, I'm left wishing they'd found a real vocalist. But overall there are none to be found.

Thought about this for a sec since I mostly listen to stuff by women as well. Some of my favorite male vocalists in rock or adjacent genres of the past several years off the top of my head: Moses Sumney, Samuel T. Herring (Future Islands), Orville Peck, Perfume Genius.

 

[Embiid]

So that escaped convict/murderer from Brazil that stabbed his gf in front of her children over 30 times and also murdered somebody in Brazil is still on the loose. Dude crab walks over a wall and escapes. Been on the loose for 8 days and even granted himself a nice stroll through Longwood Gardens. It's so hot a police dog suffered a heat stroke and the body heat sensor from the helicopter is not functioning to full effect supposedly.

Literally and figuratively Keystone cops around here. Dude in the tower put on admin leave....I say he should be shot against the wall the convict crab walked over to freedom.

 

[Embiid]

Caveat: You will live longer but look like a naked mole rat

'Elixir of life' on horizon thanks to longevity gene in naked mole rats

Researchers have successfully transferred a longevity gene from the species into a mouse.

studyfinds.org

 

[Embiid]

Aliens?

Secret Memo Raises More Questions About UFO Shootdowns Over Alaska, Canada

A memo to Justin Trudeau provides insights and prompts additional questions about the mysterious aerial engagements last February.

www.thedrive.com

 

[Embiid]

Airplane Part II

Airplane food for ya..

Passengers onboard diarrhea plane share ordeal: ‘It was dribbled down the aisle, smelled horrible’

Passengers on board a Delta flight from Atlanta to Barcelona, Spain have started to speak out about what they endured when the aircraft was forced to turn back just two hours into the eight-hour jo…

nypost.com

Xansby Swanson, who originally posted the footage from the flight, said that his little brother who was on board found the situation hilarious.

He said he hasn’t “laughed harder than his phone call to me explaining why he was still in America. He said it was the funniest thing he’s ever experienced.”

 

[Rebels57]

Aliens?

Secret Memo Raises More Questions About UFO Shootdowns Over Alaska, Canada

A memo to Justin Trudeau provides insights and prompts additional questions about the mysterious aerial engagements last February.

www.thedrive.com

Do you just sit around reading news 24/7?

 

[Cody Webster]

What blows my mind about this whole escapee thing is that people don't know what a crab walk is....

 

[Embiid]

Do you just sit around reading news 24/7?

Ahh...coming from people tethered 24/7 to this forum not even close..lol

What blows my mind about this whole escapee thing is that people don't know what a crab walk is....

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Yeah....a bit loose with the language. They reported it on NPR which I do have on almost 24/7 when home so that is my news (listening)

...If he did that scaling a wall he should be granted freedom for life. A major feat....or is that feet?

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Unless it is a coconut crab:

 

[Cody Webster]

Ahh...coming from people tethered 24/7 to this forum not even close..lol


Yeah....a bit loose with the language. They reported it on NPR which I do have on almost 24/7 when home so that is my news (listening)

...If he did that scaling a wall he should be granted freedom for life. A major feat....or is that feet?

Im not blaming you, it's the term all the news outlets are using to describe how he got out. Bunch o'morons

 

[Embiid]

Im not blaming you, it's the term all the news outlets are using to describe how he got out. Bunch o'morons

Yeah, when the NPR reporter described it like that I automatically thought that doesn't sound like the proper description on how he got out. Supposedly there is a video but haven't seen it.

 

[wankstifier]

What blows my mind about this whole escapee thing is that people don't know what a crab walk is....

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[Cody Webster]

Yeah, when the NPR reporter described it like that I automatically thought that doesn't sound like the proper description on how he got out. Supposedly there is a video but haven't seen it.

 

[Danko]

Have had this nasty cough for over a week now and have seasons first hockey game tonight...any one have a cough medicine/trick they use to stop f***ing coughing?

Sudafed?

 

[Embiid]

Yeah just saw it a bit earlier.....was gonna post. I suppose it is a hybrid crab walk...

 

[Embiid]

Have had this nasty cough for over a week now and have seasons first hockey game tonight...any one have a cough medicine/trick they use to stop f***ing coughing?

Sudafed?

You sure it is not RSV? Last year after returning from Italy where I probably got it on the plane or from my a family friend's kids.....I had it for like a month or more. It was terrible. Only thing that helped was a steroid/inhaler I had.....fluticasone furoate (Breo Ellipta). None of that OTC shit worked....

 

[Cody Webster]

Hurricane Lee is going to be an absolute problem. Let's hope it doesn't make landfall anywhere...

 

[Embiid]

Hurricane Lee is going to be an absolute problem. Let's hope it doesn't make landfall anywhere...

May track up the East coast but too soon to call....

 

[Lord Defect]

Have had this nasty cough for over a week now and have seasons first hockey game tonight...any one have a cough medicine/trick they use to stop f***ing coughing?

Sudafed?

If you hit yourself in the balls really hard you won’t care about the coughing

 

[Beef Invictus]

Have had this nasty cough for over a week now and have seasons first hockey game tonight...any one have a cough medicine/trick they use to stop f***ing coughing?

Sudafed?

This is DP territory but you'll want Mucinex over Sudafed. Breaks things up and gets them out.

 

[BernieParent]

What blows my mind about this whole escapee thing is that people don't know what a crab walk is....

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He used his escape claws. #DadJokes