OT: 114th Obsequious Banter Thread: One fortnight and counting

[Jack Straw]

Update: Dr. Hempmuzzle went to f***ing Penn State. No wonder

Wachit pal.

 

[Tripod]

Girl and I are running a 10k around Halloween. Costume suggestions? Serious inquiries only

Given that running is involved and the hype this year, Barbie and Ken. Lots of outfits to choose from that you can run in.

 

[DancingPanther]

Wachit pal.

Jack no

 

[Jack Straw]

Jack no

 

[DancingPanther]

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[FromOyVey2Matvei]

Update: Dr. Hempmuzzle went to f***ing Penn State. No wonder

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Our dog is a mix of things, including pug. Definitely know about the demon face when we have to clip her nails. Luckily that is very rare as she bites them herself. Every once in a blue moon we have to get her duclaws and it takes both of us with Kitten basically muzzling her with her hand.

Girl and I are running a 10k around Halloween. Costume suggestions? Serious inquiries only

Thing 1 and Thing 2 should be easy to run in.

 

[Superman33]

Girl and I are running a 10k around Halloween. Costume suggestions? Serious inquiries only

A Tour de France Competitor.

 

[Appleyard]

Girl and I are running a 10k around Halloween. Costume suggestions? Serious inquiries only

Gerard Pique and Carlos Puyol is a pretty hilarious one that also allows you to both run properly in terms of costume ahaha. And requires very little effort. (albeit will probably cost 100 dollars or so for the same seasons kit for best effect aha, even if not a legit one)

So long as your girl is happy to dress as a "man" and get her hair curled just for the day lmao.

Though guess funnier in Europe since everyone would know immediately why it was funny and who you were...

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Girl and I are running a 10k around Halloween. Costume suggestions? Serious inquiries only

Adam and Eve. It'll be talked about for years.

 

[Flybynite]

Basically AI looking at box score type thing and then generating a 'story'

 

[wankstifier]

Basically AI looking at box score type thing and then generating a 'story'

Better than most sports writing

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Better than most sports writing

Especially Jeff McLane.

 

[ajgoal]

When our mutt met my sister's dog at my parents house, he decided to be Tough. This dog is the least tough substance in the universe. Nothing about him is tough. Nonetheless, he got in this large dog's face, squared up and made himself as big as he could, and then while staring it in the eyes he pissed on the floor. He was immediately yelled at and he went from Big Tough to Maximum Soft in a heartbeat. He spent the rest of the day apologizing.

My mom was once watching both my great dane and my sister's not so big dog. Sis' dog got it in his head that he was the boss because the dane was extremely chill about life. Mom gave them both cookies then left the room. Heard a loud woof and a thud, rushed back into the room to find the dane with one paw pinning the other guy's face to the floor because he had tried to steal his cookie, which was apparently the last straw. No growling or anything, just the classic, "are we done here?" pose.

 

[Embiid]

Get your butts screened and limit meat, processed foods and sugar intake!

Crazy uptick in young folks ..

Does this explain epidemic of colorectal cancers in young Americans?

High-fat diets could be driving America's colorectal cancer epidemic in young people, a study suggests. The cancer is expected to double in young people by 2030.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Embiid]

Note to self....

Maui residents who disobeyed barricade survived fires: AP

Those who disobeyed the barricaded road closures during the Maui fires survived the disaster, while many of those who heeded orders to turn around perished in their cars and homes with no way out, …

thehill.com

 

[Chinatown88]

 

[Cody Webster]

You can smell this picture

 

[Embiid]

You can smell this picture

West Coast video used to have a porn section with a walk of shame entrance. It was hilarious how dudes used to try to shimmy themselves discreetly through the entrance...

 

[Embiid]

Guess they couldn't get him near any windows

Wagner leader Yevgeny Prigozhin reportedly killed in plane crash with no survivors – as it happened

This blog is now closed. Read our main story at the link below:

www.theguardian.com

 

[FLYguy3911]

Surprised it took that long.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

I would have been on the first ticket out of Russia & trying to cut a deal with the west if I was that dude.

 

[Embiid]

Said he was on the passenger list but still have to confirm he boarded the plane apparently ...

 

[Young Sandwich]

Headphone update for anyone interested. I went with the Soundcore Q45s since I found a great deal on that specific model. Very happy so far after two days. I had a small issue not being able to hear anything while connected to both my phone and Mac at the same time, but it worked itself out almost immediately.

 

[Chinatown88]