OT: 112th Obsequious Banter Thread: Nearing the Halfway Point of the Year

[Embiid]

Dammit ..got another camera ticket for speeding on the boulevard...right at the 11mph overage limit. Eff this city!

Also stopped in my mom's neighborhood in Bucks a few feet away from the house for not making a full stop at a stop sign supposedly. I think he profiled my vehicle tbh...when he stopped me and took my license and registration he asked in an accusatory tone..."you come from Philly!" I was like yeah my mom's house is right there. He said..."oh you are just visiting?" I felt like saying...no I am running a meth ring....

Speed Cameras | The Philadelphia Parking Authority

Park With Us.

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[JojoTheWhale]

This sub is still not the worst case of "Rich Dude f***s Around, Finds Out." I think Michael Rockefeller owns that one.

Either theoretical method of death counts here, amazingly.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Sometimes I love the internet.

Yes, this guy is the son of the billionaire that was on board.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Sometimes I love the internet.

Yes, this guy is the son of the billionaire that was on board.

I won’t/can’t post it here, but check out his tweet from an hour ago. His stepdad is missing on the bottom of the ocean and he’s trying to hit on onlyfans girls.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I won’t/can’t post it here, but check out his tweet from an hour ago. His stepdad is missing on the bottom of the ocean and he’s trying to hit on onlyfans girls.

He very well may be coming into billions in short order... shooters shoot.

Edit: Alright, I checked it out. The "Keep My Family In Your Prayers" tweet followed thirty minutes later by that is just amazing.

 

[Rebels57]

I won’t/can’t post it here, but check out his tweet from an hour ago. His stepdad is missing on the bottom of the ocean and he’s trying to hit on onlyfans girls.

He very well may be coming into billions in short order... shooters shoot.

Edit: Alright, I checked it out. The "Keep My Family In Your Prayers" tweet followed thirty minutes later by that is just amazing.

I am once again here to remind you that we should eat the rich.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I am once again here to remind you that we should eat the rich.

What is your opinion on auto-merge?

 

[Flybynite]

Sometimes I love the internet.

Yes, this guy is the son of the billionaire that was on board.

Bro is already planning out how to spend his inheritance and I'm pretty sure

Spoiler

whores

are in his future.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Sometimes I love the internet.

Yes, this guy is the son of the billionaire that was on board.

@JojoTheWhale a new Ultimate Failson candidate rises

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

I always thought that was the Titanic when I was a kid riding up & down 95.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I always thought that was the Titanic when I was a kid riding up & down 95.

Same.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I won’t/can’t post it here, but check out his tweet from an hour ago. His stepdad is missing on the bottom of the ocean and he’s trying to hit on onlyfans girls.

He's getting into a fight with Cardi B now.

 

[Flybynite]

He's getting into a fight with Cardi B now.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I walked passed Cardi B once one the Suite Level at the Super Bowl with her crew. I think i'm still high from the fumes coming off of them.

Wild lifestyle.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

I would pay to go sky diving for the thrill of it. There is no amount of money you could pay me to take some "tour" 2 miles under the ocean. I didn't even know that was a thing. What's the point? It's not like you can get out and explore for yourself. There's nothing you're going to see that you couldn't see from a remote camera.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

He's getting into a fight with Cardi B now.

So it’s a purse swinging contest.
Are they even going to be able to pull that sub up from the bottom of the ocean? Do they have that kind of technology to go down to 12,000 feet of water?

 

[Rebels57]

I would pay to go sky diving for the thrill of it. There is no amount of money you could pay me to take some "tour" 2 miles under the ocean. I didn't even know that was a thing. What's the point? It's not like you can get out and explore for yourself. There's nothing you're going to see that you couldn't see from a remote camera.

The rich live for bragging rights.

 

[DancingPanther]

I am once again here to remind you that we should eat the rich.

The orcas are getting a head start.

f*** those idiots in that janky sub that failed inspection. Dude is just another Elon Musk, except Teslas kill more every year.

 

[DancingPanther]

Also the memes are hilarious

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

The orcas are getting a head start.

f*** those idiots in that janky sub that failed inspection. Dude is just another Elon Musk, except Teslas kill more every year.

Kitten referred to it as thinning the herd.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Also the memes are hilarious

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It's been the best meme season in a while

 

[sabremike]

There are only 117,000 giraffes left in the wild. Do your part to save these gentle giants and #StandTallForGiraffe

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Weird seeing my grandmom’s hometown (St. John’s, Newfoundland) getting attention with this Titanic/missing Sub story.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Weird seeing my grandmom’s hometown (St. John’s, Newfoundland) getting attention with this Titanic/missing Sub story.

Does she have a silver necklace with a blue gem in it?

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Does she have a silver necklace with a blue gem in it?

No.