OT: 110th Obsequious Banter Thread: Giving 110% and more

[Embiid]

The cancer vaccine is largely unattainable. Cancer generally is a syndrome brought on by random mutations.

Now, there definitely are situations where a vaccine for something else that is known to possibly cause future cancer can markedly decrease your chances of developing it (HPV). But these are different situations. You can isolate a probable causitive disease state and vaccinate against that.

The idea of a catch all cancer vaccine is far fetched, but clearly still worth the time and effort with how many people we lose on the daily.

ChatGPT will come to the rescue per Bill Gates...

On that same note. .from the Daily Heil but interesting insights into how people are using it to realize efficiencies...

Meet the workers using ChatGPT to take on multiple full-time jobs

'Overemployed' workers say that ChatGPT allows them to complete their workload in at least half the time, so they can pick up a second job simultaneously.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[JojoTheWhale]

There is no reason in this day and age of instant information that we should we to figure out how much we owe the government in taxes.

You can do this easily, but then you're going to need a lot more IRS agents. A whole lot more.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

There is no reason in this day and age of instant information that we should we to figure out how much we owe the government in taxes.

What Beef said. You owe them $0. They owe you $5B.

 

[Danko]

ChatGPT will come to the rescue per Bill Gates...

On that same note. .from the Daily Heil but interesting insights into how people are using it to realize efficiencies...

Meet the workers using ChatGPT to take on multiple full-time jobs

'Overemployed' workers say that ChatGPT allows them to complete their workload in at least half the time, so they can pick up a second job simultaneously.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I've recently read articles indicated that Moderna are planning on using MRNA to combat Cancer, Heart Disease etc....

Moderna says it hopes to offer new vaccines for cancer, heart disease, and other conditions by 2030

Moderna's chief medical officer said advancements in mRNA technology since the outset of the Covid pandemic have ushered in a golden age for new vaccines.

www.cnbc.com

 

[Chinatown88]

Where's that meme.

 

[Danko]

I will say ChatGPT has been a godsend in explaining complex medical journals and research papers about my sons disorder (RCDP), i've actually been able to input multiple paragraphs of the papers into ChatGPT and say "Dumb it down" and it shows a ton of information that I previously did not know or couldn't comprehend on breakthroughs in the drug compound they are developing as part of his clinical trial.

 

[Jack Straw]

I did a little tax fraud this year, teehee

 

[landsbergfan]

who the hell uses these things anyway?

 

[Chinatown88]

Former Nickelodeon star Drake Bell reported safe by Daytona Beach police

Former Nickelodeon star Drake Bell who starred on the show “Drake & Josh” was reported missing and endangered Thursday morning by the Daytona Beach Police Department, who updated th…

www.orlandosentinel.com

Oh boy.

 

[Embiid]

You will not need more IRS agents....ChatGPT baby. That is the solution set meme to all problems including the additional ones it will create....

 

[Rebels57]

1 in 1000 year event eh?

'Once in every 1,000-2,000 years': Storm swamps Fort Lauderdale with 25 inches of rain: Updates

Fort Lauderdale was slammed with more than 25 inches of rainfall over the last two days. Nearby Dania Beach recording 21.42 inches, AccuWeather said.

www.usatoday.com

Guess who is in Fort Lauderdale visiting family and had their flight home today cancelled?

 

[Embiid]

I've recently read articles indicated that Moderna are planning on using MRNA to combat Cancer, Heart Disease etc....

Moderna says it hopes to offer new vaccines for cancer, heart disease, and other conditions by 2030

Moderna's chief medical officer said advancements in mRNA technology since the outset of the Covid pandemic have ushered in a golden age for new vaccines.

www.cnbc.com

Yeah saw that too...had posted it upthread and why I mentioned it as needed in the battle against cancer. One can only hope. I mean both my parents have had it....my dad passed last March from lung cancer which is just a terrible cancer. So basically me and my bro are most likely genetically predisposed ...just a matter of what triggers it environmentally. So gonna need some serious medical advances and luck to avoid it...ChatGPT don't fail me now!

 

[Cody Webster]

Guess who is in Fort Lauderdale visiting family and had their flight home today cancelled?

It's like clockwork for you

 

[Embiid]

Dude I think this summer we may be in that weekend rain cycle we experienced the year prior to last where Rebels57 was wigging out....didn't blame him. It sucks when rain kills your weekends.

 

[Cody Webster]

 

[JojoTheWhale]

who the hell uses these things anyway?

Many people use these with work phones.

-- Guy who tracks this in the course of everyday work.

 

[Chinatown88]

 

[Cody Webster]

Police: Estimated 2 million dimes stolen from truck in Northeast Philadelphia

Dimes were found scattered from a Walmart parking lot out to Woodhaven Road.

6abc.com

Police on the scene say an estimated one million dimes, worth $100,000, were stolen.

A total of $750,000 worth of dimes were in the truck, police said.

Dimes were found scattered from the Walmart parking lot to Woodhaven Road.

Action News has learned the truck driver picked up the dimes from the Philadelphia Mint on Wednesday, but then went home to get some sleep before a long drive to Florida.

So, the truck driver parked the big rig in the Walmart parking lot.

When he came back Thursday morning he found the trailer door was open.

What an idiot...

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Police: Estimated 2 million dimes stolen from truck in Northeast Philadelphia

Dimes were found scattered from a Walmart parking lot out to Woodhaven Road.

6abc.com

What an idiot...

 

[achdumeingute]

You can do this easily, but then you're going to need a lot more IRS agents. A whole lot more.

You are going to actually have to shut down HR Block/Intuit lobbying.

The reason we don't have 90% prepared returns is not because Government IT can't do it, it's because it's been lobbied out. (I have insider knowledge of this)

 

[Embiid]

You are going to actually have to shut down HR Block/Intuit lobbying.

The reason we don't have 90% prepared returns is not because Government IT can't do it, it's because it's been lobbied out.

Similar to all the lobbying against Single Payer healthcare. Good luck though lobbying against AI as it reaches singularity...

 

[Danko]

Yeah saw that too...had posted it upthread and why I mentioned it as needed in the battle against cancer. One can only hope. I mean both my parents have had it....my dad passed last March from lung cancer which is just a terrible cancer. So basically me and my bro are most likely genetically predisposed ...just a matter of what triggers it environmentally. So gonna need some serious medical advances and luck to avoid it...ChatGPT don't fail me now!

Between that and CRISPR/ we really just need the FDA to move things through more efficiently.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You are going to actually have to shut down HR Block/Intuit lobbying.

The reason we don't have 90% prepared returns is not because Government IT can't do it, it's because it's been lobbied out. (I have insider knowledge of this)

This is true. I don't want to doxx myself here. I'm just going to tag @Starat327 and let him say I might have some too. Small world.

 

[Rebels57]

It's like clockwork for you

My true identity

 

[Rebels57]

The only way we can even get back to Philly now is by renting a car, driving to Atlanta, and flying home from there tomorrow. Its a 10 hour drive so we are stopping overnight in Orlando. This is wild.