OT: 109th Obsequious Banter Thread: In the Driver's Seat

[Lord Defect]

Just bought tickets to see Ghost and Amon Amarth in Camden in August!

Amon Amarth puts on a great show

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

I’m gonna guess this place in Ohio is mostly rural & poor thus why they’re getting left behind here.

 

[Embiid]

 

[Beef Invictus]

@ViD

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[ViD]

I did not derail that train

 

[Beef Invictus]

I did not derail that train

Never mind that. Are hotdogs sandwiches?

 

[trostol]

Can't believe NZ got it down to 19 runs before being bowled out

 

[kudymen]

So there’s this Australian colleague in my new job who made me laugh earlier today but I’m not sure if that take will have success here

“Mate baseball is so boring and I know what I’m talking about when I say boring - I watch cricket”

 

[Embiid]

So there’s this Australian colleague in my new job who made me laugh earlier today but I’m not sure if that take will have success here

“Mate baseball is so boring and I know what I’m talking about when I say boring - I watch cricket”

I tried watching cricket. Terrible...

 

[Beef Invictus]

Can't believe NZ got it down to 19 runs before being bowled out

England had woeful fielding all day. That should have been put to a stop long before

 

[Chinatown88]

My occasional old people and technology hurts my soul GIF

 

[Beef Invictus]

The Child has been banned from screen time for the rest of the day. Mommy denied her appeal. So now she is vigorously working at her kitchen set "to make poison things for Mommy"

 

[Flybynite]

The Child has been banned from screen time for the rest of the day. Mommy denied her appeal. So now she is vigorously working at her kitchen set "to make poison things for Mommy"

Silver can be used to detect some poisons... just a heads up

 

[Beef Invictus]

Silver can be used to detect some poisons... just a heads up

It sounds like a Beefette problem to me

 

[Magua]

The Child has been banned from screen time for the rest of the day. Mommy denied her appeal. So now she is vigorously working at her kitchen set "to make poison things for Mommy"

Your told her to make pumpkin pie?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Your told her to make pumpkin pie?

I won't allow that filth in my house. This is a home, not a Superfund site.

 

[Magua]

I won't allow that filth in my house. This is a home, not a Superfund site.

I hope The Child puts arsenic and strychnine in your malt vinegar digestif.

 

[trostol]

@Appleyard @Beef Invictus just watch Stuart Broad bowl 4 of the nicest wickets i have seen in my brief time watching cricket

 

[Appleyard]

@Appleyard @Beef Invictus just watch Stuart Broad bowl 4 of the nicest wickets i have seen in my brief time watching cricket

Broad might be the most "mercurial" bowler of the last 20 years...

yes, he is very good, one of the best ~50 bowlers ever.

But at his absolute best? Over the course of a spell... an hour in time etc? There are basically only ~3-4 players in history who have done what he has done so many times in terms of just destroying teams on his own in 30 minutes to 1 hour or so.

I am so lucky that have got to watch Anderson bowl for England for over 20 years and Broad for over 15... 2 of the best 5 bowlers in English cricket history.

 

[kudymen]

@NateThompson44 finally found a new job

 

[Flybynite]

Get all these celebs who pushed NFT and Crypto stuff and never admitted they were being paid to do it.

 

[trostol]

Broad might be the most "mercurial" bowler of the last 20 years...

yes, he is very good, one of the best ~50 bowlers ever.

But at his absolute best? Over the course of a spell... an hour in time etc? There are basically only ~3-4 players in history who have done what he has done so many times in terms of just destroying teams on his own in 30 minutes to 1 hour or so.

I am so lucky that have got to watch Anderson bowl for England for over 20 years and Broad for over 15... 2 of the best 5 bowlers in English cricket history.

he destroyed the top of the Kiwi lineup in the 4th session...kiwi's have some major issues on their team..bad bowling and not a consistent heavy bat

also Anderson reminds me of David Byrne lol

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Appleyard @Beef Invictus just watch Stuart Broad bowl 4 of the nicest wickets i have seen in my brief time watching cricket

England showed up to stomp faces last night.

 

[Beef Invictus]

he destroyed the top of the Kiwi lineup in the 4th session...kiwi's have some major issues on their team..bad bowling and not a consistent heavy bat

also Anderson reminds me of David Byrne lol

They completely tore Wagner apart.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Just watched a doc on Netflix called The Volcano Rescue from Whakaari
Pretty emotional in the final 10 or so minutes