107th Obsequious Banter Thread: Ugly Sweaters Edition

[Cody Webster]

 

[landsbergfan]

Who cares about tornados when we have MILF ISLAND

 

[Cody Webster]

Who cares about tornados when we have MILF ISLAND

God bless TLC!

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Who cares about tornados when we have MILF ISLAND

I'm guessing that the 'twist' is that each of the men is a son of one of the 'milfs'.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I'm guessing that the 'twist' is that each of the men is a son of one of the 'milfs'.

*stepson

 

[Beef Invictus]

Who cares about tornados when we have MILF ISLAND

I remember the days when TLC had documentaries about penguins and how volcanos worked. That was a better time.

 

[Magua]

I thought Milf Manor was a novel by one of the Brontë sisters.

 

[Lord Defect]

Found this in the comments and died

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That video rules.

 

[Lord Defect]

I just did the same last night. One person I was shopping for wants Moscow Mule mugs. I feel like it's one of those items that are really tough to shop for. There is a set of 4 on amazon, but there's no way they're legit, but the person shopping for probably doesn't care about the difference anyway. Do I just try to make my own mugs?

If you’re in PA I’ve seen copper mugs for sale in liquor stores.

 

[Striiker]

I thought Milf Manor was a novel by one of the Brontë sisters.

I thought it was the code name for where they put the prospects parents in the stands during the NHL entry draft…

 

[swami24]

John Tyler, 10th president, born in 1790, has a living grandson.

Tyler had a son at 65, who had two sons in his 70s. One of them is alive at 94.

Fact or Fiction: President John Tyler has a living grandson?

A tweet getting a lot of shares claims John Tyler, America's 10th president who was born in 1790, has a living grandson.

www.10news.com

 

[Magua]

I thought it was the code name for where they put the prospects parents in the stands during the NHL entry draft…

I saw the milfs on Milf Manor, and let me tell you, they don’t hold a candle to Mrs. Lamoureux.

 

[Striiker]

I saw the milfs on Milf Manor, and let me tell you, they don’t hold a candle to Mrs. Lamoureux.

 

[flyershockey]

Tornado going right through southern New Orleans right now

I'm supposed to fly into New Orleans on Monday for work (thanks boss who doesn't have young children at home and a wife who's preparing for Xmas), so hopefully it hits the airport (no injuries of course) and spares me a trip to that wretched state. New Orleans is cool and all, but who has anything nice to say about Lake Charles, LA.

On the topic of copper mugs.... someone bought me a set like 10 years ago before Moscow Mules were all mainstream. I was drinking coffee out of them for like 6 months before a buddy explained to me the actual use. It kept coffee hot as shit for a long time though.

 

[Lord Defect]

Why the flying f*** would you admit that you send troops into country with one of the few countries that might be willing to use nuclear weapons?

 

[landsbergfan]

I saw the milfs on Milf Manor, and let me tell you, they don’t hold a candle to Mrs. Lamoureux.

Mrs Matthews still has my heart

 

[Runner77]

This came as a complete shock.





The man exuded kindness and by many accounts, was a source of happiness and inspiration. You never know what lays in the deepest recesses of someone’s heart, for him to have done what he did. RIP.

 

[Runner77]

 

[Chinatown88]

Who cares about tornados when we have MILF ISLAND

Society is going to hell and will eventually be punished by The Powers That Be because people keep watching this garbage and coming up with more garbage.

 

[Don Nachbaur 26]

This came as a complete shock.





The man exuded kindness and by many accounts, was a source of happiness and inspiration. You never know what lays in the deepest recesses of someone’s heart, for him to have done what he did. RIP.

My girlfriend has been all sorts of upset over this all day.

 

[Jack Straw]

Society is going to hell and will eventually be punished by The Powers That Be because people keep watching this garbage and coming up with more garbage.

Have you considered the possibility that the "Powers that Be" are actually the ones pushing this garbage? I mean, how f*%ked would we be then?

 

[VladDrag]

This came as a complete shock.





The man exuded kindness and by many accounts, was a source of happiness and inspiration. You never know what lays in the deepest recesses of someone’s heart, for him to have done what he did. RIP.

Whenever someone commits suicide, I always wonder how they got to the point where they thought the only way out is to kill themselves.

And, I don't mean that in a condescending way. Depression and anxiety run in my immediate family, so I've seen it first hand. However, I don't think I've ever gone through a period of significant depression myself. I know my siblings and mother have gone through it, and still have bouts with it from time to time, but I inherited more of my father's style of thinking/processing. I never had significant issues with depression and anxiety. The idea that you believe your only way out is through ending your life sounds awful to me. Being in that state of mind must be terrible - more than terrible - torturously agonizing to the point where it's no longer bearable. It's just so foreign to me. I don't wish that on anyone.

 

[Chinatown88]

Have you considered the possibility that the "Powers that Be" are actually the ones pushing this garbage? I mean, how f*%ked would be then?

 

[ellja3]

Amazing <3

 

[landsbergfan]