107th Obsequious Banter Thread: Ugly Sweaters Edition

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Hey guys, I had a chance to make a whole new list of 2-5 AM thoughts but figured this sums it up a little better.
Late to the party, congrats. The child experience is a wonderful rollercoaster, wouldn't have wanted to go through life without doing it. And 5 min ago my 15yo girl just told me she "hated me" (again). It's worth it, I think. (Lol, j/k...it is).
 
Is the first one really a deterrent for most parents?
Yes. Absolutely.

My parents used to discourage me from drinking anything with significant amounts of caffeine because I’d just bounce off the walls and never shut up. There’s even been times when I’ve been talking to them later in the day and they’d pause and ask me if I had a coffee that morning. :laugh:

That’s why I rarely drink non-decaf coffee to this day.

Things that make me energetic, like coffee, or things that make me tired, like a single Benadryl, just hit me like a bus. It’s probably a good thing I’ve never drank alcohol or done any drugs.
 
Yes. Absolutely.

My parents used to discourage me from drinking anything with significant amounts of caffeine because I’d just bounce off the walls and never shut up. There’s even been times when I’ve been talking to them later in the day and they’d pause and ask me if I had a coffee that morning. :laugh:

That’s why I rarely drink non-decaf coffee to this day.
Besides, it will stunt your growth.
 
I imagine this will end as poorly as all of our other electrical generation schemes. Probably with an uncontrolled reaction escaping its containment bottle and turning the Earth into a second sun.

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She's a witch, though.
his wife?

Yes. Absolutely.

My parents used to discourage me from drinking anything with significant amounts of caffeine because I’d just bounce off the walls and never shut up. There’s even been times when I’ve been talking to them later in the day and they’d pause and ask me if I had a coffee that morning. :laugh:

That’s why I rarely drink non-decaf coffee to this day.

Things that make me energetic, like coffee, or things that make me tired, like a single Benadryl, just hit me like a bus. It’s probably a good thing I’ve never drank alcohol or done any drugs.
@Striiker just out here raw dogging life

@BiggE would never
 
Yes. Absolutely.

My parents used to discourage me from drinking anything with significant amounts of caffeine because I’d just bounce off the walls and never shut up. There’s even been times when I’ve been talking to them later in the day and they’d pause and ask me if I had a coffee that morning. :laugh:

That’s why I rarely drink non-decaf coffee to this day.

Things that make me energetic, like coffee, or things that make me tired, like a single Benadryl, just hit me like a bus. It’s probably a good thing I’ve never drank alcohol or done any drugs.
All good points but you are also implying that @Starat327 is representative of the majority of parents.;)
 
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