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@Captain Dave Poulin
 
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Kermit the Prog said:
I asked the Chat-GPT to compose the song, "Happy Birthday" if it was originally written by Hunter S. Thompson. It's absolutely superior to the original:

Another year has come and gone
And still we're getting older
Another trip around the sun
Another tale to unfold

Happy birthday, old friend
Another year to spend
Drinking, Smoking, Carrying On
In the Gonzo way

We'll raise a glass or two
To all the things we've done
The good, the bad, the ugly
We'll face it all with a smile

Happy birthday, old friend
Another year to spend
Drinking, Smoking, Carrying On
In the Gonzo way

We'll hit the road and see
What trouble we can find
In this wild and crazy world
We'll leave our mark behind

Happy birthday, old friend
Another year to spend
Drinking, Smoking, Carrying On
In the Gonzo way
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I need to put this to music
 
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So I'm writing Christmas cards to some important people including my IRL best friend. Holy shit it has been a minute since I wrote cursive and this penmanship level is subpar for my standards. Sidebar I forgot how to write a capital "S" in cursive and I had to look it up. Oooooooooffffffffffff
 
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Chinatown88 said:
So I'm writing Christmas cards to some important people including my IRL best friend. Holy shit it has been a minute since I wrote cursive and this penmanship level is subpar for my standards. Sidebar I forgot how to write a capital "S" in cursive and I had to look it up. Oooooooooffffffffffff
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Sometimes I forget how to even sign my own name when its been so long between filling out a document and having to sign it lol.
 
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ajgoal said:
I'm actually really fascinated by hydrogen on large scale for airplanes and such. Use hydrolysis to create hydrogen, then burn it and make water again. It's a never ending cycle!
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Rolly Royce is trying out a hydrogen jet engine.

The USAF tampered with nuclear power for jets, since you just need the air to be heated and burnt fuel doesn't need to be the method.
 
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Chinatown88 said:
So I'm writing Christmas cards to some important people including my IRL best friend. Holy shit it has been a minute since I wrote cursive and this penmanship level is subpar for my standards. Sidebar I forgot how to write a capital "S" in cursive and I had to look it up. Oooooooooffffffffffff
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They still make cursive??

Flybynite said:
Sometimes I forget how to even sign my own name when its been so long between filling out a document and having to sign it lol.
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My signature is more like an autograph at this point. Basically a scribble, with a few legible letters. And a couple dots.
 
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Ronaldo should just watch some Jimmy Anderson... 3 years older than Ronnie and could end this year as the leading wicket taker on earth.

Going to be 41 next summer and still looks like he is somehow getting even better. Insanity.

2 days ago:



*btw, this England vs Pakistan series is absolute madness. England re-writing the book on how to play the sport this last 6 months.
 
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Beef Invictus said:
I don't feel like making an account. What if you ask it to make one based on Emperor Palpatine ranting about darth vader clogging his office toilet?
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Emperor Palpatine was in a rage. He had just arrived at his office, only to find that the toilet was clogged. And he knew exactly who was to blame - his trusted apprentice, Darth Vader.

"Vader, you incompetent fool!" Palpatine bellowed, pacing back and forth in front of his desk. "How could you be so careless as to clog my toilet? Do you have any idea how inconvenient this is for me?"

Vader stood silently, his helmet hiding any expression of remorse.

"I expect better from you, Vader," Palpatine continued. "You are supposed to be the most feared Sith in the galaxy, yet you can't even handle a simple task like not clogging the toilet."

Vader remained silent, his breathing heavy through the mask.

"This is unacceptable, Vader," Palpatine spat out. "I will not tolerate such incompetence from you. You are lucky I do not punish you further for this offense."

Vader still said nothing, his posture tense.

"From now on, Vader, you will be more careful in my office," Palpatine commanded. "I will not have my toilet clogged again. Do you understand?"

Vader nodded slowly, his anger barely contained.

"Good," Palpatine said, his voice calmer now. "Now go and fix the toilet, and make sure it does not happen again."

Vader turned and left the office, his rage boiling inside him. Palpatine watched him go, a small smile on his face. He may have been angry at Vader for clogging the toilet, but he still had complete control over his apprentice.

As Vader fixed the toilet, he knew he had to be more careful in the future. He would not let Palpatine's anger get the best of him again. But deep down, he knew that he would never be able to fully control his emotions. It was just a matter of time before he would clash with Palpatine again.
 
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Flybynite said:
Those are still some fun movies to watch. I think it was the third one he got that friggin huge ass magnum that was like a .475 caliber... I think he had a rocket launcher at some point too lol
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I feel like they used to always be on AMC when I was a kid. I don’t think I ever watched one in entirety. It was always on tv here & there.

I did watch the recent Bruce Willis remake one out of boredom on Netflix before. :laugh:
 
Kermit the Prog said:
Emperor Palpatine was in a rage. He had just arrived at his office, only to find that the toilet was clogged. And he knew exactly who was to blame - his trusted apprentice, Darth Vader.

"Vader, you incompetent fool!" Palpatine bellowed, pacing back and forth in front of his desk. "How could you be so careless as to clog my toilet? Do you have any idea how inconvenient this is for me?"

Vader stood silently, his helmet hiding any expression of remorse.

"I expect better from you, Vader," Palpatine continued. "You are supposed to be the most feared Sith in the galaxy, yet you can't even handle a simple task like not clogging the toilet."

Vader remained silent, his breathing heavy through the mask.

"This is unacceptable, Vader," Palpatine spat out. "I will not tolerate such incompetence from you. You are lucky I do not punish you further for this offense."

Vader still said nothing, his posture tense.

"From now on, Vader, you will be more careful in my office," Palpatine commanded. "I will not have my toilet clogged again. Do you understand?"

Vader nodded slowly, his anger barely contained.

"Good," Palpatine said, his voice calmer now. "Now go and fix the toilet, and make sure it does not happen again."

Vader turned and left the office, his rage boiling inside him. Palpatine watched him go, a small smile on his face. He may have been angry at Vader for clogging the toilet, but he still had complete control over his apprentice.

As Vader fixed the toilet, he knew he had to be more careful in the future. He would not let Palpatine's anger get the best of him again. But deep down, he knew that he would never be able to fully control his emotions. It was just a matter of time before he would clash with Palpatine again.
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This is damned amazing
 
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