106th Obsequious Banter Thread: Halloween Edition of Two Ghosts

[Lord Defect]

This.

White people - stop naming your kids like they are fashion accessories. The damned kid has to go through like with a bullshit name you picked because you think you'll be bathed in glory at the office when you let fly what you named your progeny.


Just thought of a name for a hot sauce:

There Will Be Blood


EDIT: @Lord Defect - take it from here.

If bullying still existed, this shit would not. End of story.
There is a difference in bullying and kids making kids life hell.

 

[DancingPanther]

@Striiker

I'm guessing this was a Twitter movie thread? The copyright striking system was probably part of all that bloatware that American oligarch Elon Musk decide to slash off the Twitter coding

 

[Tripod]

 

[Embiid]

Ho hum...another day in Amerika.....another shooting.

 

[Starat327]

Let me pick.

Sure. It's totally normal for people to let straangers name their child.

 

[DancingPanther]

Sure. It's totally normal for people to let straangers name their child.

Clark Robert Starat

 

[Starat327]

Have you considered this one?


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People are f***ing stupid.

Look, I'm not going to sit here and lie to everyone and say we're debating traditional names like Jenn and Susie. She's going to have an irish/gaelic name, but I am very conscious of not giving her a name that literally no one besides her growing up with be able to pronounce. I love the name Aoife (Evf-ah) but I refuse to doom her to a life of being called Ay-oh-IF.

 

[Striiker]

Sure. It's totally normal for people to let straangers name their child.

A Couple Asked The Internet To Name Their Child, And The Winning Name Was Cthulhu All-Spark

The Internet never disappoints.

www.businessinsider.com

Also “strangers”??? After all the shitposting we’ve been through…

 

[kudymen]

Nothing is worse than The Rock naming his kid Kid Rock.

 

[Starat327]

A Couple Asked The Internet To Name Their Child, And The Winning Name Was Cthulhu All-Spark

The Internet never disappoints.

www.businessinsider.com

Also “strangers”??? After all the shitposting we’ve been through…

I at least gave it an extra A as an acknowledgement you exist.

That's a lot more than I typically want to acknowledge associating with my illegitimate spawn.

 

[DancingPanther]

Starat seems like a "Claire" type of guy

 

[Starat327]

Starat seems like a "Claire" type of guy

Dear god no

 

[Striiker]

I at least gave it an extra A as an acknowledgement you exist.

That's a lot more than I typically want to acknowledge associating with my illegitimate spawn.

Ok then let me pick the middle name.

 

[Starat327]

Ok then let me pick the middle name.

Sure

 

[ajgoal]

Where do you think I came from?

Certainly not a higher dimension.

 

[ajgoal]

Starat seems like a "Claire" type of guy

If we, his internet friends, choose Claire for him, does that make her E-Claire?

EDIT: Hey neat. No automerge.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Sure. It's totally normal for people to let straangers name their child.

Thatcher Venmo was named by the will of the people.

 

[Starat327]

Thatcher Venmo was named by the will of the people.

Well, yeah. That's why she's already named. Staratette PaypalTown (hey @Chinatown88 ) in honor of the homies and to mirror her promised.

 

[Chinatown88]

Well, yeah. That's why she's already named. Staratette PaypalTown (hey @Chinatown88 ) in honor of the homies and to mirror her promised.

Idk why I'm feeling Anna just based of pure instinct. Of course you are free to choose the name of your child but don't let the internet influence you. Or peer pressure. Just no shitty ass celebrity names like North West plz.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

You can't go wrong with "Kermit." For a boy, I'd go with "Timrek."

 

[Starat327]

Idk why I'm feeling Anna just based of pure instinct. Of course you are free to choose the name of your child but don't let the internet influence you. Or peer pressure. Just no shitty ass celebrity names like North West plz.

Quite the Clairvoyant. I think weve decided the middle name to be Ann, in honor of my mom and hers middle name

 

[kudymen]

Some of you may recall my "hilarious" job interview back in September. OT: - 105th Obsequious Banter Thread: Penny for Your Thoughts

For whatever reasons that escape my logical mind, they decided to offer me the job anyway. The contract arrived by post today, finally. Seems like I am moving to Germany - with lots of bureaucracy, nervousness and whatnot over the next few weeks. Yay!

 

[Embiid]

Some parents are clueless when naming their children.

There was a family in HS with the surname Krotz..named one son Harry and the other Rich (aka Dick). Just dumb!

We abused those two brothers something bad throughout HS..

 

[Chinatown88]

RIP Green/White ranger.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

People are f***ing stupid.

Look, I'm not going to sit here and lie to everyone and say we're debating traditional names like Jenn and Susie. She's going to have an irish/gaelic name, but I am very conscious of not giving her a name that literally no one besides her growing up with be able to pronounce. I love the name Aoife (Evf-ah) but I refuse to doom her to a life of being called Ay-oh-IF.

I know an Oisin that lives in NYC. He’s given up on even trying to help people work it out.