106th Obsequious Banter Thread: Halloween Edition of Two Ghosts

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Striiker

I don't understand.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I don't understand.

What is there to understand?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What is there to understand?

What is it? It's not a trailer.

Nevermind, I saw the thread.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

What is it? It's not a trailer.

Nevermind, I saw the thread.

The entire movie in two minute clips because that’s what Twitter allows.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The entire movie in two minute clips because that’s what Twitter allows.

I heard that Elon smells like animal j*zz.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Starat327

Don’t get any ideas.

 

[Lord Defect]

@Starat327

Don’t get any ideas.

That’s one of the worst names I’ve ever seen.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Since we're talking burgers here, we recently renovated the kitchen up at the mountain house after my dad retired and we got a massive range with a flat top grill. I finally made smashburgers on it last weekend and I've been dreaming about them ever since. Had the heat cranked to high and then smashed the piss out of the meat (phrasing) until it was paper thin on the flat top. Added American cheese to each patty and tossed 3 if them on a Martin's potato roll with some homemade special sauce (thousand island basically). The patties were so thin that they were just made up of the crispy outer part of a normal burger, aka the best part. I knew they'd be good, but didn't expect them to be otherworldly like they ended up. Do this if you have a flat top. Something this incredibly easy should not taste so good.

 

[Lord Defect]

Since we're talking burgers here, we recently renovated the kitchen up at the mountain house after my dad retired and we got a massive range with a flat top grill. I finally made smashburgers on it last weekend and I've been dreaming about them ever since. Had the heat cranked to high and then smashed the piss out of the meat (phrasing) until it was paper thin on the flat top. Added American cheese to each patty and tossed 3 if them on a Martin's potato roll with some homemade special sauce (thousand island basically). The patties were so thin that they were just made up of the crispy outer part of a normal burger, aka the best part. I knew they'd be good, but didn't expect them to be otherworldly like they ended up. Do this if you have a flat top. Something this incredibly easy should not taste so good.

Why was there piss in the meat? What Part of the animal was that meat from?

 

[Young Sandwich]

Why was there piss in the meat? What Part of the animal was that meat from?

It's was ureter meat.

 

[Lord Defect]

It's was ureter meat.

I think that was your problem. If you got burger meat you wouldn’t have had to do that.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Starat327

Don’t get any ideas.

No

 

[Starat327]

@Starat327

Don’t get any ideas.

We don't have a name picked yet. We've got a small list to pick from, but I assure you none of them are as dumb as Phileigh.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Since we're talking burgers here, we recently renovated the kitchen up at the mountain house after my dad retired and we got a massive range with a flat top grill. I finally made smashburgers on it last weekend and I've been dreaming about them ever since. Had the heat cranked to high and then smashed the piss out of the meat (phrasing) until it was paper thin on the flat top. Added American cheese to each patty and tossed 3 if them on a Martin's potato roll with some homemade special sauce (thousand island basically). The patties were so thin that they were just made up of the crispy outer part of a normal burger, aka the best part. I knew they'd be good, but didn't expect them to be otherworldly like they ended up. Do this if you have a flat top. Something this incredibly easy should not taste so good.

Flat tops are such awesome grilling devices. So versatile and easy to clean.

 

[Cody Webster]

Dude - I have a buddy who is friends with a few ppl at Radnor Valley. Got to play there on Tuesday. It was quite dead. We were the only group on the whole course. But the last 3 holes were cloudy and temps dropped to around 35. It was brutal.

I can play as low 40 in the sun and about 45 in the clouds. Anything below that sucks

Nice!! Hopefully you were able to play fairly quick.

Ended up playing today...went down to Wyconte. 3 of us played in about 3 hours. Wind was whipping and it was pretty cold, but wasn't too bad. I was bundled up pretty well. Probably played one of my better rounds of the year too, lol. I somehow didn't lose a ball today. I'll take not losing a ball there any time, especially in the wind.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Wait...

Live Nation Defends ‘Fan-Friendly’ Ticketmaster as Stock Hammered by Taylor Swift Tour Ticket Sales Debacle

The parent company defends Ticketmaster as 'fan-friendly' amid reports of a Justice Department probe into its influence in the live music sector.

variety.com

On Friday evening, Live Nation issued an impassioned defense of the much-maligned Ticketmaster with a long statement asserting that the platform was “the most transparent and fan-friendly” service of its kind available. And the company emphasized that it has invested in technology that has made app-based ticketing the norm not the exception these days.

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Striiker]

We don't have a name picked yet. We've got a small list to pick from, but I assure you none of them are as dumb as Phileigh.

Let me pick.

 

[Magua]

Let me pick.

Striiher.

 

[Striiker]

Striiher.

I have a feeling he’s going to say no to that one but I grant you permission to use it yourself.

 

[ajgoal]

I think you should go take a close look and report back.

 

[Lord Defect]

I think you should go take a close look and report back.

Where do you think I came from?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

We don't have a name picked yet. We've got a small list to pick from, but I assure you none of them are as dumb as Phileigh.

Have you considered this one?

 

[Lord Defect]

Have you considered this one?


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I swear, with each passing day I hate white people more and more.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I swear, with each passing day I hate white people more and more.

This.

White people - stop naming your kids like they are fashion accessories. The damned kid has to go through like with a bullshit name you picked because you think you'll be bathed in glory at the office when you let fly what you named your progeny.


Just thought of a name for a hot sauce:

There Will Be Blood


EDIT: @Lord Defect - take it from here.