OT: 105th Obsequious Banter Thread: Penny for Your Thoughts

[ellja3]

okay @DancingPanther @BigToe NOW im interested in chess

I haven't seen any proof aside from the fact that his moves were weird. Is there any?

 

[ellja3]

You can always hold your breath until you get dizzy and pass out. It's probably basically the same thing.

I'm sure this [dizzy and pass out] will happen when I finally get my damn beer after running hard (for me) pace for nearly 2 hours.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I haven't seen any proof aside from the fact that his moves were weird. Is there any?

You mean he was, like, squirming in his seat?

 

[ellja3]

You mean he was, like, squirming in his seat?

Ah ok.


Ew.

 

[Lord Defect]

okay @DancingPanther @BigToe NOW im interested in chess

Isn’t this called the Queens Castle?

 

[Flybynite]

You mean he was, like, squirming in his seat?

Well I guess we gonna have new screening procedures at the next chess tournament.

 

[kudymen]

EVERY
STINKING
TIME

 

[DancingPanther]

okay @DancingPanther @BigToe NOW im interested in chess

Only Barstool would think this was a serious, unironic thing he was actually saying instead of being sarcastic with chat, who was also being sarcastic.

I f***ing hate people who don't internet

I haven't seen any proof aside from the fact that his moves were weird. Is there any?

Hans played very deep into prep claiming he was ready for what Magnus was playing because of a game Magnus played against someone else that was exactly the same. This game has not been discovered. Common scuttlebutt is Magnus' prep was leaked to Hans by someone on his team. He hasn't said anything to clarify. It's all just been conjecture at this point

 

[DancingPanther]

Ah ok.


Ew.

I feel obligated to clarify he was not squirming and the anal beads thing is not serious, and the only people who think it's serious just learned how the horsey goes

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

okay @DancingPanther @BigToe NOW im interested in chess

uhhhh, wtf

 

[ajgoal]

I f***ing hate people who don't internet

I f***ing hate people who don't internet

Counterpoint: not internetting is how you avoid people on the internet.

 

[Runner77]

Birthing/ sexual screaming no match for roidal guy.

 

[Runner77]

I expected it be shopped. As usual, dumb and wrong.

And predictably … she’s gone viral:

“A French policewoman who collared the infamous “mutilator dentist” has Twitter in a tizzy over her “Kim Kardashian” derriere — with some begging her to handcuff them instead. A now-viral video of the voluptuous officer boasts 1.7 million views on Twitter.“

Someone dubbed it “police bootality”.

Cop with ‘Kardashian’ butt has people begging to be arrested after viral video

Policewoman has Twitter in a tizzy after arresting the infamous ‘mutilator dentist’ — with some begging her to cuff them instead:”This is police ‘bootality’— we …

nypost.com

 

[landsbergfan]

Only Barstool would think this was a serious, unironic thing he was actually saying instead of being sarcastic with chat, who was also being sarcastic.

I f***ing hate people who don't internet

My boi, I’m just a people who anal bead. I didn’t know the details, but I did figure it was misleading

 

[DancingPanther]

My boi, I’m just a people who anal bead. I didn’t know the details, but I did figure it was misleading

I know you did bb, I just hate people who don't internet. And barstool

Counterpoint: not internetting is how you avoid people on the internet.

Absolutely excellent point, but what would I do without my Bois™

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Chick-Fil-A upping that customer service to new lengths.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@LegionOfDoom91 "Rocky IV" montage on AMC

 

[swami24]

What a terrible movie. The one great moment was the sit up from the knees in the barn. I believe it was a double who actually did it.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

@LegionOfDoom91 "Rocky IV" montage on AMC

Go Birds!

 

[Tripod]

What a terrible movie. The one great moment was the sit up from the knees in the barn. I believe it was a double who actually did it.

Booo

 

[Embiid]

@LegionOfDoom91 "Rocky IV" montage on AMC

Thought it was sloth from the Goonies there a moment..

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Chick-Fil-A upping that customer service to new lengths.

That’s what happens when the Desert Ducks organization takes over.

 

[ajgoal]

Chick-Fil-A upping that customer service to new lengths.

For those wondering:

Fort Walton Beach (FL)

Makes waaaaaaaaaaay more sense now.

 

[DancingPanther]

I'm definitely super high, but it just dawned on me how insane the vocals are in Your Love by The Outfield, holy smokes. Dude actually sounds like John Anderson. And the background vocals sound straight out of a computer. Tight.

 

[ellja3]

Sooo... Eurobasket.

Poland eliminated Slovenia & Dončič last night. Hilarious