Probably like 20 seconds before puck drop my mom comes in and asks me to go get Subway for everyone and I'm all like "Sure!". So I go to Subway #1 which is like three minutes from my house. I walk in and the lady's like "We only have flatbread sandwiches". So I look all confused and then leave.
I now realize I forgot my phone, so I drive BACK home to explain the shortage and to grab my phone before going to Subway #2, which is about ten minutes from my house.
I get to Subway #2 and it's not even open. I imagine they didn't have jack ****. So I mutter quite loudly "What the god damn ****" and get in my damn car to go to Subway #3 which is quite a ways down the road on the busiest street in a town of about 80,000 people.
So Subway #3 is a god damn ZOO, because people have caught wind of the devastating bread shortage of 2014 by this point. So I get to the front and they only have wheat and flatbread. We get our food on Italian but I decided wheat is close enough. I get my **** and leave.
And now I'm finally home and can watch the freakin' game.