Your 2024-2025 hot takes

[Coffee]

With the season set to open in a few days with Devils vs Sabres in Europe, it feels right to get all of your hot takes out there now before the real games start. The hotter the better.

I'll start:

1. The Bruins have their playoff spot taken by either the Sabres or Senators and miss for the first time in a while.
2. Utah makes the playoffs
3. Leafs win the cup

There’s no such thing as a hot take in the modern NHL

 

[HockeyVirus]

There’s no such thing as a hot take in the modern NHL

This is a scorcher keep em coming

 

[VivaLasVegas]

This is the year that Bruce Cassidy discards his defensive mindset and really opens up the scoring!

 

[centipede2233]

Malkin finds the fountain of youth and has a 90+ pt season

 

[JPT]

Malkin finds the fountain of youth and has a 90+ pt season

Malkin finds the fountain of youth and inadvertently turns himself into a baby

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

all Canadian teams are relocated to Mexico

 

[BonMorrison]

Sabres not only bust the playoff drought but they go to the 3rd round.

 

[HockeyVirus]

Sabres not only bust the playoff drought but they go to the 3rd round.

Leafs beat Ottawa in wild card 2 round 1 after winning the division

Sabres wildcard 1 face Rangers winner of the metro and win

Leafs beat Boston in round 2 in 7 games

Sabres beat Devils in 7

Leafs defeat Sabres in ECF to go to the cup

Leafs defeat any western Canadian team who made it to the finals to win the cup

Parade route goes out east through Montreal and back through Ottawa

 

[Avs2022]

Nishushkin wins the Conn Smythe win 30 points in 22 games.

 

[BB79]

The Leafs make NHL history....by going 0-82

all Canadian teams are relocated to Mexico

The Cancun Canucks has a nice ring to it, though it makes no sense

 

[MNRube]

The old guard of the Eastern Conference are wiped out. None of TBL, PIT, NYR, BOS make the 2nd round.

NJD become the Alphas of the East and BUF & OTT arrive on the scene as contenders

 

[Habby4Life]

Dallas wins the cup.

 

[brentashton]

Cam Neely becomes a full time member of the Actors Guild by end of next week.

 

[centipede2233]

For people thinking Ottawa and Buffalo make the playoffs, no chance.

 

[Chainshot]

For people thinking Ottawa and Buffalo make the playoffs, no chance.

It is a "hot take" thread. That is the nature of hot takes.

 

[SNES]

For people thinking Ottawa and Buffalo make the playoffs, no chance.

Aw shit, guess I’ll skip this season. Thanks for the heads up Nostradamus

 

[hangman005]

I can't believe that until July Vegas are going to lose zero games

 

[PunchImlach is Alive]

The Buffalo Sabres will win the Stanley Cup

 

[saska sault]

Cam Neely becomes a full time member of the Actors Guild by end of next week.

 

[Marco 85]

The Panthers fan base increases from 6 to 7 fans.

 

[WhataKnight]

Typing this knowing it will never happen…..

Vegas gets a good streak of health. With Stone playing 76 games, Eichel playing 80 and Adin Hill taking fifty…..fifty-one starts, the Knights dogfight with Vancouver and Edmonton for tops in the division, falling to second.

 

[nbwingsfan]

Kuch gets injured, Guentzel doesn’t gel and Tampa misses the playoffs

Nashville makes the SCF

 

[MNRube]

Anaheim is the best team in California and make a bid for a WC spot

 

[Snubbed4Vezina]

- Colorado slides and needs a wild card birth to sneak into the playoffs.
- Two of the Senators, Sabres, and Red Wings will finally get over the hump and make the playoffs.
- Nashville wins the President's Trophy but can't make it out of the first round. They lose to Colorado.

 

[OVO16]

San Jose will make the playoffs