GDT: x-CAR - CHI - Teamwork. It keeps our players gruntled.

[Tryamw]

Crank it Marley Drug lady we need to get hard(er) to play against.

 

[Tryamw]

There's worse guys on the national calls but yeah I get that. I mean we could have Pierre or Doc back. Doc was great but God his voice was so bad.

Agreed. it could be worse.

 

[bleedgreen]

I mean, I'm trying to give Mike a chance, but he's making it really difficult. I can ignore the mispronouncing of names or the more-than-occasional stumbling over his words. But I really can't stand the over-the-top excitement he puts out there over routine plays, especially when they misconstrue what actually happened. I can't count how many times he's screamed himself hoarse over a "save" on a shot that clearly went wide/high.

I’m so with you. To me the bigger problem is Tripp unleashed. Grandiose praise for routine plays all the time. Talking about how cerebral the play was, how the player knew what everyone is was thinking and crediting the coaching staff for not only empowering the player to make such a magnificent dump in but encouraging it....and let’s not forget the conditioning coaches that make it all happen.

 

[Tryamw]

Puck drop period 3

 

[tarheelhockey]

Did Tripp just say he likes looking at TTs?

Tripp talking about private thoughts is scary

Tripp is a national treasure.

 

[Wolfpuck]

Agreed. it could be worse.

DRIIIIIVE! SCAAAAAAAAAWR!

 

[surfzone365]

Let’s get it done!

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

I mean, I'm trying to give Mike a chance, but he's making it really difficult. I can ignore the mispronouncing of names or the more-than-occasional stumbling over his words. But I really can't stand the over-the-top excitement he puts out there over routine plays, especially when they misconstrue what actually happened. I can't count how many times he's screamed himself hoarse over a "save" on a shot that clearly went wide/high.

For me what bugs me is the goal calls are full sentences long. He uses his “he scores” voice, then keeps the voice as he summarizes the specifics of the play.

 

[Tryamw]

Beans slides

 

[Wolfpuck]

Beans slides

Sounds like a Taco Bell special

 

[Tryamw]

Um how'd the net get loose.

 

[surfzone365]

Beans slides

Safe!!!!

 

[Svechhammer]

Zadorov looked legit pissed that Bean ducked him

 

[Wolfpuck]

I don’t know if he meant to do that, but Bean pretty much made the right play there.

 

[hblueridgegal]

Keep trying Brady

 

[Roboturner913]

He had that elbow at head level too

 

[StormCast]

Okay so Aho's top speed was 25.5 miles per hour but what's the average speed of an unladen swallow?

 

[Tryamw]

Pesce not interfered with

 

[Svechhammer]

Okay so Aho's top speed was 25.5 miles per hour but what's the average speed of an unladen swallow?

African or European

 

[Rick Davis]

Everything below is the honest truth:

First I read that as “ass ramming”. Then I kept scrolling, and finally processed what I had just seen, but remembered it as “ass ramming from Rod”. And I scrolled back up to make a Tobias Fünke joke, only to find out I misread it on both counts. Which makes me the Tobias here.

Perhaps not my best attempt at a metaphor…I’ll try to do better next time…

 

[Roboturner913]

Uhh....obstruction much?

 

[Tryamw]

Uhh....obstruction much?

Not a penalty. (Obviously)

 

[Wolfpuck]

Shoot it Svech!

*two seconds later

See that’s why you don’t listen to me.

 

[StormCast]

African or European

African. Big time Caniacs.

 

[Tryamw]

Mrazek catch the pop