GDT: Winnipeg @ Ottawa - Wed Feb 26/25 6 PM - Sportsnet /CJOB/POWER

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SUX2BU

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Will he play or not?

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Will he dive again?

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Find out tonight ........

Jets projected lineup (subject to change)

81 Kyle Connor – 55 Mark Scheifele – 13 Gabriel Vilardi
27 Nikolaj Ehlers - 7 Vladislav Namestnikov– 91 Cole Perfetti
62 Nino Niederreiter – 17 Adam Lowry – 22 Mason Appleton
15 Rasmus Kupari – 19 David Gustafsson – 9 Alex Iafallo

44 Josh Morrissey – 2 Dylan DeMelo
54 Dylan Samberg – 4 Neal Pionk
64 Logan Stanley – 6 Colin Miller
14 Ville Heinola

37 Connor Hellebuyck
1 Bugeyes

Standings

Winnipeg Jets
41-14-3 = 85 points
.733 winning percentage
1st in the Central division

Ottawa Senators
29-24-4 = 62 points
.544 winning percentage
3rd in the Eastern Wildcard


Stats

Jets ............................................Sens
32.5 (1) ..... Power play ..... 23.5 (11)
79.3 (15) --- Penalty kill ..... 77.8 (19)
48.9 (23) .... Faceoff % .... 52.7 (5)
3.57 (2) ..... GF/GP ..... 2.79 (22)
2.38 (1) ... GA/GP ... 2.81 (9)

Enjoy the game and stay safe …………………..
 
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i don’t know about the rest of yall, but I remember what losing feels like. We used to be called “Loser-peg”. I still get jokes like that… mostly from Leafs fans.
I see that your location is in Hawaii, as far as I am concerned, you’re winning in life.

Also, Taranna fans can eat a big fat d-ck with extra pickles.

C’mon boys get that 11th win in a row. GoJetsGo.
 
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Who would smash a Senator?
(Who grunt and strain under a dull and weary life),
Who deign to wear that shred of a jersey of a risible centurion’d twit,
From a sullen undiscover’d country out East from whose bourn
No true player seeks
It puzzles the will.
Whomsoever Tkahcwuck moves on, effects those ills
The air in a fug about him, a pestilence that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make Heroes of us all;
And thus increase our first line’s due of iceminits,
And paint that o’er with the strong liklihood of hatties brought,
And the enterprises of Fly, Lurch and Perfecto
And disregard the Senators’ forays which turn awry,
Then, let us cast our attention on young Travis Green-
Who may encourage Tkahchuok’s judgement,
That for which is slime and gyttja, done a-purpose;
And whom would bear the whips and scorns of HF Jets,
Their coach is often wrong, and bears a proud man’s confusion,
The pangs of facing a worthy foe, the law’s delay,
Aye what of the Insolence of Vilardi as he spurns thee
That patient merit of the third line’s checks,
When Peeler and Jomo themselves might riotous make
With a tally between of three skins?
And to good vets we say do the work;
And inflict cardiac seizures and sundry shocks
Upon our d’H’Ottawain brethren, ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d.
10 wins is glossy, but to win again;
To slay this rabble squad, to drive them before us:
Aye, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of wins what dreams may come
When the Jets have slipped the bonds of Ottawa’s coil
Must give us pause.
 
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Thanks @SUX2BU for the GDT - there's naught like a misshapen troll to raise the ire, boil the blood, set loose the ol' fight or flight, drive some sympathetic flow, dilate the nostrils, madden the bull, disconcert the choir, embolden the meek, set a fire under one's pants, start a tilt, intiate a dust-up, make one see red, allow for a call to arms, set the soul aflame, and to generally irritate, bedevil and awaken the desire to wrangle.

Hats off to ye, Brady. And good luck, you will need it.

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Lets go Jets, bedevil these chop**-chugging swine, let Travis clutch his pearls.

:jets:jets:jets:jets

***According to the Scratching River Post, chop may consist of unhulled grains, harvested dried and stored and then, just prior to feeding to swine, mechanically chopped. Certain forwards who hail from the US, and who play for Ottawa, favour chop in their diet as an additive to any meal. Chop is grains that have been harvested, but not husked or shucked. For example, dried whole ears of corn, wheat, or rye, including the unhulled grains, some stems, and the husks, roughly chopped. It's not as rich or expensive as the grain itself, as it is minimally processed (1).


1. Chop, a pig feeding frenzy. In: Dealing with Trolls, Wights and Swine - A Defensive Forward's guide to Pummelling One Home. Scratching River Post vol. 26, February 26, 1902.

P.S. For perspective as to how well our Jets are playing check out the records of various teams here in Southern Manitoba. Even the mighty war hogs only boast a 1 game win streak. :laugh: :laugh:

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Going to be a tough one tonight. Ottawa has a lot more to play for then us and this streak will eventually come to an end. But hopefully not tonight.
 

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