An ode to The Winnipeg Jets,
@kanadalainen and MF DOOM
Hmmhmm...
Ahoy! -
he's not talking chocolate chip cookies in your piehole
Grab a mic like a hockey stick and put the biscuit through your 5hole
The kind of guy to check a rookie with his head down
Hitting the bookies is your best bet while we're visiting your town
No need to frown...
or drown in debt!
We have captain Adam on deck
Even though we rep a Jet, our ships sail is set
Catch a Kraken in a net... and maybe put a few pucks in em
If there's games of hockey to be played, the team from Winnipeg is winning them
Speaking of captains, I'll pass on the Morgan barkeep!
Instead, give me a shot of Appleton through the goaltenders crease... neat
Now cease and desist with all that darn pollution!
The villain pledges a solution:
Quit goofin, time to clean up your act on the ice Seattle!
Or you'll need some for your jaw after we clock you like Mongo in Blazing Saddles
Now excuse me while I whip this out!
Then skedaddle off to that weird barn in Alberta
Blow a kiss at a cowgirl and promise not to hurt her
Just make sure you tell her where to find the best team in the league.
That'd be?
Why, in Manitoba!
The holders of the President's trophy, 82-0, once the season's over