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I'm certain they win against the sharks. But part of me wants to watch it burn
You forgot to add that they give it up 30 seconds after their own goal.Most fragile team ever. As soon as they get up they give up a softy and it's over. Like anyone watching can tell it's over
Yeah they sit on a lead pretending they can defend. It's like some weird identity crisisYou forgot to add that they give it up 30 seconds after their own goal.
I have never seen any team --- Oilers or otherwise (going back to mid-1980s) --- so frequently give up weak goals only seconds after they themselves score.
Lots of things pissed me off with Lowe’s comment but I think what angered me the most was when he made his apology video a day or two later from his office there was a picture over his shoulder of him winning a Stanley Cup with the Rangers. The guy won 5 of them as an Oiler but the picture he decides to prominently display while apologizing for insulting Oiler fans was from the only one he won playing for another team. The guy was so clueless I was never interested in listening to another word he said.
We can’t even verify if Connor said those words and were just going to run with it?
Agree with you entirely. Lowe has had his share of great moments with the club, both as player and as manager, but his extreme out-of-proportion-to-his-own-role degree of arrogance regarding winning is just incredibly insulting and off-putting. With that presser, he basically said the organization doesn't care about 97% of Oilers' fans.100% agree with this post.
The thread is hilarious, great job by OP in compiling these. Most of them are humourous or cringy but all in good fun, but I have a crazy outsize reaction to the Lowe quotes. He brings on anger management issues in me, LOL.
He worked has ass off through the 80's, no doubt. But I remember a few other dudes ahead of him, in terms of importance to the team. Just a few. There might have been a few other bigger contributors on the Rangers team too.
To couple that incredible arrogance with his off-handed dismissal of a few hundred thousand Albertans who don't always have the disposable income to make it out to games was a bit hard to take.
I know he supposedly no longer has any hockey ops role. What does that say about your management contribution, Kev, that the OBC was so poisonous to the fans that the club went out of their way to emphasize that certain people were no longer making hockey decisions?
Probably practices them in the mirror for an hour while delicately coiffing his hair."Your walk and talk have to match"
Jay Woodcroft - Today
I honestly believe this guy works harder on his catch phrases than actually coaching the team.
Standard of Play is a very common refrain of Jay Woodcroft's.
I'm thinking, if this season carries on anything like now, this latest cringe-quote has to be pushing into top-5 territory.
Here's what I got so far--all contending for the Hall of Fame:
Dallas Eakins: "Craig's on it!
Dallas Eakins: "Chop water, carry wood."
Dallas Eakins: "The perfect game is zero hits."
Esa Tikkanen, autumn 1991 after Muckler, Messier, Kurri, Beukeboom, Smith, Fuhr, Anderson, and (soon) Graves were all gone: "What happened to my team?"
Daryl Katz, c. 2010: "I think drafting and development is how teams quickly go from the bottom to the top. We're going to be a shining example of that."
Bob Nicholson, 2019: "There's something in the water here in Edmonton that we don't have right."
Steve Tambellini, re: Belanger: "You wanted your center, you got your center."
Pocklington, 1988 press conference: "Wayne came to me and asked to be traded."
Craig MacTavish, after 9th year of no playoffs: "Next year I would forecast as another development year."
Kevin Lowe, press conference: "We have two types of fans: we have paying customers and we have people that watch the game."
Kevin Lowe, press conference: "There’s one other guy I believe in hockey today, that is still working in the game, that has won more Stanley Cups than me, so I think I know a little bit about winning if that’s ever a concern."
Craig MacTavish: "Visually, to me, we're a better hockey team."
Ken Holland: "I looked at the guide and record book!"
Connor McDavid: "It's Cup or bust!'
Jay Woodcroft: "What we're focused on is the all-consuming pursuit of the next solution."
What did I forget?
What's your Top-5?
Regarding the actual "Cup or bust" quote, someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Connor said it right after the final Vegas game last spring, and then Leon repeated it to journalists this pre-season (i.e., a month ago, or 20 years in Oilers' time).
There was also a great quote --- but maybe no paper-trail of it --- by Ken Hitchcock. Just before he was hired, he was chatting to Peter Chiarelli, and he said (I'm paraphrasing): "Give me three weeks and I can fix this team." But I can't verify it.
Oh! Another one I forgot is the autumn of 1982 when Grant Fuhr publicly called Oilers' fans "jerks".
I think Hitch was talking about "fixing" Puljujarvi.Regarding the actual "Cup or bust" quote, someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Connor said it right after the final Vegas game last spring, and then Leon repeated it to journalists this pre-season (i.e., a month ago, or 20 years in Oilers' time).
There was also a great quote --- but maybe no paper-trail of it --- by Ken Hitchcock. Just before he was hired, he was chatting to Peter Chiarelli, and he said (I'm paraphrasing): "Give me three weeks and I can fix this team." But I can't verify it.
Oh! Another one I forgot is the autumn of 1982 when Grant Fuhr publicly called Oilers' fans "jerks".
There are 32 teams in the league. If they all bust, does that mean that no one wins the cup?It’s always cup or bust? And for 32 organizations it is bust.
Th facts he has that is goated tho. Haha.Holland in his limited tenue has had some all timers too:
"It's been up and down like a toilet seat"
"What, do you want me to get him for free?"
"Your feeling is that there’s a limited number of teams to go to and I could squeeze somebody, it’s hard to squeeze people in this league."
"I looked at the guide and record book"
About Duncan Keith's performance vs his cap hit: "Nobody knows, *picks up a literal f***ing crystal ball* nobody can look into these things and see the future"
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One can only hopeI think Hitch was talking about "fixing" Puljujarvi.
There are 32 teams in the league. If they all bust, does that mean that no one wins the cup?
They were serious about wanting to win the cup, but what they didn't mention is that they planned to fold at the first sign of any adversity.it's pretty damn cringe, especially with the whole started skating early in the preseason to show they were "serious" this time around
The green bananas one gets my vote. Had me laughing in my car when I heard it on the radio.Ken Holland " It's dollar in and dollar out" ....You don't say
Ken Holland" Green Bananas"
Jay Woodcroft " Taking care of the day's business"