Carolinas Identity*
I'm a bad troll...
Tin Man Ego Crusher
12% ABV, goes down thick. Think Old Rasputin, but way heavier
$16 for a 4 pack. I don't know how easy it is to get outside of southern Indiana/western Ky but it's damn well worth it.
After this I have a sealed bottle of Elijah Craig barrel proof that's begging to be opened. Couple sips of that stuff and I won't be able to feel my face.
That thing sounds amazing!!