What are you giving your team for Christmas? What are you leaving in the stocking of your rival team?

[jetsforever]

Think the main thing we need is just to stay healthy

For the Wild let's go for an extended slump for Gustavsson

 

[PALE PWNR]

I gift the Flyers Connor Bedard.

I gift the Penguins Prime Andrew MacDonald

 

[grachevsceiling]

Rangers: Can’t complain. Everything seems to be going about as well as I could hope for. Good culture. Team oozes skill and work ethic. I guess maybe a few less power plays so my guys can show off their strong 5 on 5 play.

Devils: I would like for Jimmy Dolan to buy the Devils.

 

[The Shrike]

"What are you giving your team for Christmas?"

The same thing the wizard gave the tin man, and yes, silk and sawdust would represent a significant improvement.

 

[Jeffrey Pedler]

For the Leafs, it would be a competent penalty kill.

 

[Jack Spider]

I’m giving the Canadiens a link to a video of Jagr talking about his training routine and a memo that they have access to 24/7 training facilities.

 

[AnInjuredJasonZucker]

For Colorado, Gabe Landeskog.

For our rivals, Dallas I give the gift of Alex Georgiev in net, for Edmonton I give the gift of Landeskogs injury transferred to Draisaitl.

Everyone coming in with the lighthearted yuks, and this guy's rocking the "I want Drai to get a career ending injury! "