What are you giving your team for Christmas? What are you leaving in the stocking of your rival team?

[scoopscj]

I would like to give my Devils a secondary scoring threat winger, preferably. For my rival team across the Hudson River,I would like to leave their current management intact and just keep doing what you’re doing.

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[MNRube]

Wild need health and for their close to ready prospects (Wallstedt, Yurov, Buium, Ohgren, Jiricek) to be ready.

Avs need Georgiev back and Jets need Helle to get chronic hemorrhoids

 

[HisIceness]

Healthy goaltending, for guys like Aho and Svech and Necas to stop going through scoring droughts.

Everyone else can have limestone.

 

[Devil Dancer]

For the Caps: Contracts for Chych, Leonard and the goalies.

 

[Pierce Hawthorne]

For Colorado, Gabe Landeskog.

For our rivals, Dallas I give the gift of Alex Georgiev in net, for Edmonton I give the gift of Landeskogs injury transferred to Draisaitl.

 

[LokiDog]

If the Rangers were on their best behavior all year and the real Santa could magic them one gift, it would be a genuine 1C under 25. If that can’t happen, convince Zibanejad to retire so we can get that cap hit off the books without giving anything up…

For the Islanders, I’m thinking some wonderful Christmas morning news: “The New York Islanders are proud to announce we have reached an agreement on a 5 year, 25M extension with franchise cornerstone Matt Martin. Matt has been a foundational member of the Islanders franchise and we are glad to have him under contract through the age of 60 and grateful for his loyalty to the NYI organization and his willingness to take a hometown discount”.

 

[JoVel]

Twenty Stanley Cups

 

[HabzSauce]

For Habs, my passion.

For Columbus, Laine socks

 

[ellja3]

Philly. Goaltending and new front office (all of it)

 

[Killer Orcas]

A psychologist for Canucks and Edmonton to find Desharnais in their stocking.

 

[Master P]

Each player on the team gets a pair of Crocs signed by Brayden Point.

The Panthers get a coupon for their strip club of choice.

 

[oconnor9sean]

Gonna give Minnesota the gift of a first round matchup with Dallas

 

[Roomtemperature]

The ability to issue 99 as a jersey number

 

[Panthers Propaganda]

Uhhhhh PCP for some nights.

 

[nowhereman]

The gift of Christmas cheer for Miller and Petey. Oh, and a #3 defenseman.

For the Oilers, BluRay copies of last year's game 7 signed by Matthew Tkachuk.

 

[scoopscj]

The gift of Christmas cheer for Miller and Petey. Oh, and a #3 defenseman.

For the Oilers, BluRay copies of last year's game 7 signed by Matthew Tkachuk.

That is brutal, and I love it

 

[OtherThingsILike]

For the Penguins, I'd like Marcus Pettersson and Owen Pickering to be healthy.
For the Capitals, I give them Alex Ovechkin shooting 0.01% for the rest of his career.

 

[Czechboy]

For the Oilers, a legit 2RH
For the Nucks, a nice 3 year extension for VD

 

[CanadienShark]

An NHL d-man



A piece of shit

 

[The Devilish Buffoon]

To heck with Santa Clause; when my team needs a gift, we retain on Joonas Korpisalo and call the Bruins.

It doesnt even need to be an annual thing… once was a miracle in and of itself.

 

[DrDangles]

For the Pens I'll give Sid and Geno their legs from 15 years ago

For the Flyers they can have Bobby Clarke's jockstrap from 1975 for inspiration

 

[NYRfan85]

I'd give the Rangers a willing trade partner that will take Zibanejad and 100% of his remaining contract for literally anything in return.

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

Competent ownership and management.

 

[TheBeerNerd]

Devils: one more middle six scoring threat.

Rangers: some dignity.

 

[12ozPapa]

For the Ducks:
A new GM/coach

For the Kings:
Can’t post it here without being banned