Good evening ladies and gentlemen, but probably mostly ladies in this group.
My name is Jonathan, aka
@Egblad. Myself and
@Chaos2k7 will be your moderators for this evening and this season. Tonight we’re happy to offer you first-class foreign troll clean up via points and thread bans. You’ll also be thrilled to learn that this service is also provided at no additional cost to our very own members!
We also will not answer any questions about TheImpatientPanther for purely self-preservation reasons as we fear that covert HF black ops personnel will kill us.
This is your moderator attendant saying “buckle up bitches” and have a nice f***ing season motherf***ers.