Welcome to The Temple of the Phil: The official Phil Kessel Meme Repository.

[Zen Arcade]

How are there no Castlevania parody pictures? Kesselvania sounds great and in the actual version of the game you hit walls with your weapon so you can find pork chops.

 

[Jaded-Fan]

My temple shall be of gingerbread. With a chocolate river running through it. Like Falling waters but edible.

Meet the new Mayor of my temple.

 

[OnMyOwn]

Can someone post a photoshop of him in pens gear? (not the Sid picture)

 

[Ally22]

This thread is so glorious That cheeseburger gif

 

[Jaded-Fan]

I'm still laughing right now.

I liked that song by Kessel. Until they kept playing it over and over and over.

Who knew that he could sing?

 

[Asuna]

I hope Kessel somehow reads this thread

 

[AR5]

 

[AR5]

I hope Kessel somehow reads this thread

Can't say I didn't try!!

 

[Asuna]

Can't say I didn't try!!

You did well, young Padawan.

 

[AR5]

You did well, young Padawan.

Sorry. The tweet wasn't showing up at first. I fixed the tags now. hehe.. I hope he doesn't get scared off because of me tho. =P

 

[Winger for Hire]

Can't say I didn't try!!

You're doing the Phil's work, my son.

May goals rain down upon you and yours.

 

[AR5]

Kessel: I'm actually thrilled!

Yes you are, Phil. Yes you are.

 

[DownByTheRiver]

I think you may be a few pictures away from a philstraining order

 

[Coastal Kev]

Terror:




KEEP HER AWAY:

Did Phil mark his territory by peeing on her leg?

 

[Jacob]

Dude raided Shaq's closet.

 

[Coastal Kev]

I just spit on my computer with the last one

 

[AR5]

I replaced Neal with Kessel.


Edit: Updated it with improved Photoshop job. Phew.

 

[Coastal Kev]

 

[Coastal Kev]

 

[dueling mullets]

Phil 4 dayz
https://www.reddit.com/r/templeofthephil/

 

[AR5]

In his new Pens uniform:

 

[AR5]

If anybody wants to try their own Photoshops, I edited a .png file which you can use as you see fit. =P

A ton of imperfections, and not smooth on the hairline. But put a black/dark background, and/or have it at a smaller size and it should look fine. Like the Avengers one, it can pass.

 

[AR5]

Penguins Twitter, I approve:

 

[Ugene Magic]

 

[AR5]

ROFL. That one is awesome.