Post-Game Talk: Welcome to the Boneless Oiler Ranch

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

The February 2025 Edmonton Oilers.

No hits. No heart. No life. No nothing.

I’m sure KK might raise his voice above a whisper after this one, and tell them to play better gol darn it.

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[Lay Z Boy GM]

Shits f***ed

 

[OilerTyler]

Okay, it's at least a little bit funny that we got shut out 5 on 5 after stupidly scratching one of our best 5 on 5 scorers. I think Knob has lost the plot a bit.

 

[Kerberos]

lol at Kucherov playing a full 2 min PP with 2 mins left in a 4-1 game giving it 150% to try and get another point.

Such a cherrypicking statpadder... but you know what, this garbage team deserves to be humiliated.

A few more losses coming up. Soon Vancouver and Calgary will be passing us in the standings.

 

[oXo Cube]

We'll probably beat the Panthers because this sport makes no sense.

Team stinks tho

 

[CupofOil]

https://media.tenor.com/uedZkSOswBoAAAAM/f***ingthingsucks-bill-o-reilly.gif

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

The offseason we had might honestly be worse than the 2017-18 debacle.

I'm sure cap space will play for us anyday now...

 

[CupofOil]

I find it very interesting, and convenient, that certain posters all of a sudden out of nowhere after a long losing streak are posting a whole hell of a lot in the GDT. Some people just revel in misery

 

[McTedi]

I feel sorry for Draisaitl

 

[Morpheus]

 

[bellagiobob]

Other than 10F, 6D and 2D we shouldn’t need to add at the deadline. Good thing we have an abundance of elite prospects and multiple excess draft picks to entice teams with.

 

[Uindicator]

Over/Under on Sleepy Bouch still getting 9mil?
Lmao
18 mil for nurse and bouch

 

[Lay Z Boy GM]

We’ve had McDrai for 10 years and I never get to feel safe in our status as contenders. Even when we have great seasons there’s stretches of godawful play that lasts way too long.

 

[nexttothemoon]

Well that was a hockey game.

 

[Dazed and Confused]

Teams are ramping up for the stretch drive and the Oil are still in neutral, playing like they're trying not to get injured.

 

[rickysusedsht]

I feel sorry for Draisaitl

He looks pissed...maybe he can snap some life into this team

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

I find it very interesting, and convenient, that certain posters all of a sudden out of nowhere after a long losing streak are posting a whole hell of a lot in the GDT. Some people just revel in misery

The block button works wonders

 

[94 Oil Drops]

I miss the 4 nations.

We suck now.

 

[Shanahanigans]

I just don’t know what the rationale was in signing old, slow, unproductive players in the offseason and losing our identity or speed and forechecking. This is one of the most boring and vanilla Oilers teams of the Mcdavid era.

 

[Canovin]

I watched maybe 5 mins of the first period when it was still 1-1 before taking the toddlers out skating. I’m glad I did.

How was Stuart?

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

16-4 the high danger chances. That was an utter schooling.

This team has lost it. Sell the team, Daryl. Or at least fire Schwartz. That would be a good start.

 

[Bryanbryoil]

So much wrong right now. No physical play, no speed, no goal scorers, no goaltending, poor coaching, no defense, nothing is working right now.

 

[Murphinator]

Oilers know they have no chance with this goaltending, theyre giving up

 

[McAsuno]

f***ing fat ass

 

[nexttothemoon]

Remove Drai and it's a lottery team... and that's with McDavid in the lineup.