wanna hear a joke??

[Dr Pepper]

I know this really funny joke about a pizza.
oh wait its really cheesy so I better not tell it.

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He ate his pizza before it was cool.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He ate his pizza before it was cool.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

How do you drown a hipster??

In the mainstream.

 

[sdf]

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

why don't witches wear panties....

....errrr... not sure if i'll get yelled at if i post the punch line for this one

 

[Rob]

What's the hardest part about rollerblading?

Telling your Dad you're gay.

 

[yubbers]

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black

 

[darko]

What do you call a guy stuck under a car?

Jack.

 

[darko]

Why did Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

 

[yubbers]

What do you call a smart blonde?

Golden retriever

 

[darko]

How do lazy people train?

They do diddly-squats.

 

[yubbers]

Hehehe

 

[Lempo]

- It was you who dragged our boy out of the lake after he fell through the ice yesterday?
- Yes, but it's really nothing worth talking about.
- Isn't, huh? Where is his wool cap?

 

[Lempo]

please don't trivialize a heinous crime like rape, thanks. just because this is the internet doesn't mean you just have free rein to do and say whatever

He seem to rather have been parodying the all too prevalent practice in the internet of people seeking for various sorts of micro-aggressions, sometimes just to get themselves worked over upon it, and carefreely likening them to actual serious criminal acts of violence,

but if i were... you'd have hell to pay buddy.

violence, which this part of your own post seems to be at least implying to. Are you sure you should be threatening people merely three posts in to a joke thread?