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Pharrell Williams

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Doland said:
I didn't wanna hear a joke

This is joke rape
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please don't trivialize a heinous crime like rape, thanks. just because this is the internet doesn't mean you just have free rein to do and say whatever you want. i don't think i'm "just being sensitive," maybe you should learn to think before you speak so that you don't needlessly trigger victims of rape and those close to them. luckily for the both of us i have not been a victim of rape, but if i were... you'd have hell to pay buddy. and even though i have not experienced rape, i feel it is important to stick up for those who have. we must give a voice to the voiceless. we must collapse the patriarchy, and showing rape for what it is instead of making it into a cruel joke is just one way to start.


just my two cents.
 
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Olli Guacamole said:
please don't trivialize a heinous crime like rape, thanks. just because this is the internet doesn't mean you just have free rein to do and say whatever you want. i don't think i'm "just being sensitive," maybe you should learn to think before you speak so that you don't needlessly trigger victims of rape and those close to them. luckily for the both of us i have not been a victim of rape, but if i were... you'd have hell to pay buddy. and even though i have not experienced rape, i feel it is important to stick up for those who have. we must give a voice to the voiceless. we must collapse the patriarchy, and showing rape for what it is instead of making it into a cruel joke is just one way to start.


just my two cents.
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You Go, Boiy!!! :yo:
 
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I have a joke about three vampires that walk into a bar that I love, but am not sure if I'll get yelled at if I post it.

It's not terrible I guess, but it is kinda gross, but in a way that makes you laugh :laugh:
 
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Pharrell Williams

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