Useless thread MMXI: MetalHead has the sniffles

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I need a butt plug but not for pleasurable reasons, but those reasons too.

JP could probably tell ya where to get one….

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Speaking of shit, why stop the posting party about it now.

So for long endurance events there companies that make basically Gatorade but way more calories and carbs. The mix I drink has about 360 calories per standard water bottle.

I drank about 6 of them yesterday.

The shits the day after drinking that much of that stuff is incomprehensible and not exactly an enjoyable situation.

I once ate approximately 60 hot wings and washed it down with a pitcher and a half of beer.

Removal of those contents was legitimately one of the worst experiences of my life. I literally showered TWICE after that and still felt disgusting.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

I once ate approximately 60 hot wings and washed it down with a pitcher and a half of beer.

Removal of those contents was legitimately one of the worst experiences of my life. I literally showered TWICE after that and still felt disgusting.

I don’t know that I could eat 60 wings in an entire day. It sounds awful.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I don’t know that I could eat 60 wings in an entire day. It sounds awful.

Back in my younger days I could put food down pretty well for a skinny guy. Anything I ate, my metabolism just obliterated.

That doesn't work at 40.

 

[PanthersPens62]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIt's a Marlins win !!!!!!!!!!

 

[End of Line]

Nothing worse than taking a shit with a sweaty crack.

Then immediately getting swap ass

 

[TheGreenTBer]

THE USELESS THREAD: BOWEL MOVEMENTS AND ALLERGIES COME f***ING GET SOME

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

THE USELESS THREAD: BOWEL MOVEMENTS AND ALLERGIES COME f***ING GET SOME

Super Bowl ain’t got nothin on the Super Bowel.

 

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Or a large bowl of yogurt, sprinkles, and chocolate chips

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Speaking of shit….how about them Leafs, amirite??

Let’s go Meth Cats

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

lol Leafs

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

f***ing lirl….

Leafs

 

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[Mrfenn92]

 

[Mrfenn92]

I need a butt plug but not for pleasurable reasons, but those reasons too.

Can be both

 

[PanthersPens62]

Hood Morning @MetalheadPenguinsFan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIt's a Panthers win !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hood Morning and Happy Meth Kitten Monday @PanthersPens62

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Hood Morning and Happy Meth Kitten Monday @PanthersPens62

You need more sleep homie

 

[PanthersPens62]

Hood Morning @John Price ! Hope to see you back posting today !

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

lirl

 

[PanthersPens62]

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lirl

He & Marner (who tried to channel his inner McDingDong by cursing at his bench) have to be the 2 least self aware players in the NHL right now.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

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1 goal and no assists in games 4, 5, 6, and 7 combined is this dude for real

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Hood Morning @John Price ! Hope to see you back posting today !

You really miss his mindless spam of bullshit?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Even if Matthews played well, that's not something the captain should say to the media.

No shit your team has passengers, the top 4 guys are getting paid 53% of the cap.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

@TheGreenTBer so I followed the parm risotto recipe from Serious Eats. Risotto came out amazing, but nothing specific about that recipe made it better than any other risotto we've made before. Really the biggest thing is really good and high quality parm.

But we did one tweak that if I told an in person Italian grandmother we did she might castrate me on the spot.

We used Hot Chicken Broth, which I didn't even know was a thing until maybe 3-4 months ago.