Useless thread MMXI: MetalHead has the sniffles

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I need a butt plug but not for pleasurable reasons, but those reasons too.

JP could probably tell ya where to get one….

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Speaking of shit, why stop the posting party about it now.

So for long endurance events there companies that make basically Gatorade but way more calories and carbs. The mix I drink has about 360 calories per standard water bottle.

I drank about 6 of them yesterday.

The shits the day after drinking that much of that stuff is incomprehensible and not exactly an enjoyable situation.

I once ate approximately 60 hot wings and washed it down with a pitcher and a half of beer.

Removal of those contents was legitimately one of the worst experiences of my life. I literally showered TWICE after that and still felt disgusting.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

I once ate approximately 60 hot wings and washed it down with a pitcher and a half of beer.

Removal of those contents was legitimately one of the worst experiences of my life. I literally showered TWICE after that and still felt disgusting.

I don’t know that I could eat 60 wings in an entire day. It sounds awful.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I don’t know that I could eat 60 wings in an entire day. It sounds awful.

Back in my younger days I could put food down pretty well for a skinny guy. Anything I ate, my metabolism just obliterated.

That doesn't work at 40.

 

[PanthersPens62]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIt's a Marlins win !!!!!!!!!!

 

[End of Line]

Nothing worse than taking a shit with a sweaty crack.

Then immediately getting swap ass

 

[TheGreenTBer]

THE USELESS THREAD: BOWEL MOVEMENTS AND ALLERGIES COME f***ING GET SOME

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

THE USELESS THREAD: BOWEL MOVEMENTS AND ALLERGIES COME f***ING GET SOME

Super Bowl ain’t got nothin on the Super Bowel.

 

[End of Line]

Or a large bowl of yogurt, sprinkles, and chocolate chips

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Speaking of shit….how about them Leafs, amirite??

Let’s go Meth Cats